I am the Deer God!!!!! In my excellence I have gifted you the mad of Roleplayer Guild a place to worship the Great Cheese wheel in all its cheesiness. Now embrace the madness before it embraces you!
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Also be warned this may go into such a depth of insanity where it may cause blindness, death, irregularities in the human geno, shortness of breath, cancer, and spontaneous anal combustion.