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On another note, Leon is just a magnet for trouble :D
Apparently. Granted he is an easy target considering he's dying. At least he's got the fight to get through it, even if his body can't handle much.
for some reason i'm imagining a barfing man b--chslapping a local salaryman that didn't do his job
I'm so fucking pissed right now. In a game, there is NO reason for a character who's REQUIRED to beat a dungeon to be able to die
You have to beat the game in order to die. 10/10 even shrek games did better On another note, I have no idea on what you're talking about, but I'll assume that the game you're playing has some sort of major design flaw that makes it a bad game. o_O;;
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Not a bad game, just a frustrating one. The game itself is AMAZING, they just made this ONE dungeon infuriating as hell. It's the Shrine of Wind, which for some reason is the obligatory water dungeon, and the game gives you exactly ONE character who can survive in water. That character just happens to be the weakest in your entire party, and there are long underwater segments where you're chased my hordes of monsters who can very easilly juggle you against a wall because there are no invincibility frames, and here is a list of your attacks. Ice missile: takes like, thirty seconds to charge up, and most enemies just dodge it anyway. Water Shot: Instant, but it does one point of damage, and doesn't effect half of the enemies in the dungeon at all. Staff strike: Incredibly short range and does one damage, plus it leaves you wide open for a counter attack.
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Not a bad game, just a frustrating one. The game itself is AMAZING, they just made this ONE dungeon infuriating as hell. It's the Shrine of Wind, which for some reason is the obligatory water dungeon, and the game gives you exactly ONE character who can survive in water. That character just happens to be the weakest in your entire party, and there are long underwater segments where you're chased my hordes of monsters who can very easilly juggle you against a wall because there are no invincibility frames, and here is a list of your attacks. Ice missile: takes like, thirty seconds to charge up, and most enemies just dodge it anyway. Water Shot: Instant, but it does one point of damage, and doesn't effect half of the enemies in the dungeon at all. Staff strike: Incredibly short range and does one damage, plus it leaves you wide open for a counter attack.
At least it's a segment that makes you think hard. xD I thought it was just a stupid dungeon in general, but it makes more sense now.
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I'm so fucking pissed right now. In a game, there is NO reason for a character who's REQUIRED to beat a dungeon to be able to die, with NO way to revive them. Either make your dungeons beatable WITHOUT them, or make them IMMORTAL. ESPECIALLY if you're going to send them through a fucking boss gauntlet without the rest of the party to back them up!
Welcome to how to play Dark Souls. But in all seriousness, that sounds like one hell of a troll dungeon. That even makes the Water Temple look easy.
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I'm so fucking pissed right now. In a game, there is NO reason for a character who's REQUIRED to beat a dungeon to be able to die, with NO way to revive them. Either make your dungeons beatable WITHOUT them, or make them IMMORTAL. ESPECIALLY if you're going to send them through a fucking boss gauntlet without the rest of the party to back them up!
Welcome to how to play Dark Souls. But in all seriousness, that sounds like one hell of a troll dungeon. That even makes the Water Temple look easy.
I LOVE the Water Temple, even in all its annoyingness. Its still a fun dungeon. Then again, Zelda is my absolute favorite game series. So I love everything about it.
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OOT's Water Temple was just mind numbingly annoying, but not as bad as the Great Bay Temple. I absolutely despised that dungeon so much. Plus it had the most rage inducing mini-boss ever.
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I wonder who it was who decided "Water is going to be the most rage inducing element in every video game." You have mind numbingly annoying water temples, water enemies who freeze you and heal themselves and sometimes put you to sleep, underwater swimming levels that control like a walrus and take forever to get through, and fucking ice physics.
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*just finished re-reading Strawberry Panic for the eighth time in a row* I dunno, but it must be the same people who also said "Heyyy you know how this is rated E for everyone? Let's put in a level that will scar children forever." thanks Shadow Temple Then again they could be like the Souls series where even the most low level enemy can fuck you up in five seconds. <.< In other words, everything and anything can and will kill you.
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Lisa: Fucking sun's song. Fucking redeads. Fucking wallmasters. fuck.
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Evelyn: "More like the fucking Dead Hand! And those fucking talking walls!
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As terrifying as those things are. Nothing beats the horror that is waiting for King Zora to get the fuck out of the way so you can get eaten by a giant ugly fish and get unintentionally engaged to a naked fish girl.
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You know what's annoying? When you have to give a red potion to a certain person . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
but then you drink it.
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you know what's annoying? When you have half a heart and want to drink a red potion. AND THEN YOU GIVE IT TO SOMEONE. It's a far less common problem though.
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you know what's annoying? When you have half a heart and want to drink a red potion. AND THEN YOU GIVE IT TO SOMEONE. It's a far less common problem though.
I had this stupid potion problem in Majora's Mask. I swear, I could shoot down aliens in Romani's Ranch, beat Goht in less than two minutes, and beat the final boss without losing to any of its phases, all of which I completed in my first try for each, but it took me seven f--king tries to give a potion to an old hag.
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@Rusalka Good luck with her xd
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OH GOD! Victorique don't leave Leon alone with the rapey guy!
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OH GOD! Victorique don't leave Leon alone with the rapey guy!
Vic: BLAME BECKY WITH HER DAMN SEXINESS -Snuggles Rebecca some more-
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-turns on Careless Whisper at max volume before it's too late-
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O-o uuhh....okay, um hi and uh...-waves-
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