I saw a bunch of "Smi-" posts the other day and was like "Oh, neat. Smiral is actually posting." It was dumb of me to think that was the case even for a moment. Fuck both of you Smi-shits.

Don't think I don't see you tryna steal my "smi"-based username thunder come get these hands

Yeah I'm not super feeling this dude (alt).

Yeah I'm not super feeling this dude (alt).

I'll take that as a necessity. Also.

That wasn't the plan. Also. You'd shit bricks if you'd know what name I used before this place got re-booted.

Also c'mon dude, the old "if u knew who i wuz" post? :/

Also known as the "I'm not an interesting person post"

who doesn't adhere to brand name recognition

Also c'mon dude, the old "if u knew who i wuz" post? :/

That was a joke. I am just a god. That's all.

Also known as the "I'm not an interesting person post"

who doesn't adhere to brand name recognition

Was that a question? Because I didn't saw the dot at the end of the sentence. Or maybe it was an invisible dot.

I'm testing your patience btw. How am I doing?

I'm testing your patience btw. How am I doing?

I could give the obvious retort and haughtily proclaim that you could never do anything to negatively impact my temperament, or I could come up with a novel response. I think the tone of my response has already selected for the first option by sounding disaffected but I can't figure out how to finish this thought. I'm tired. Oh i know, I could take the bait and ask who you used to be here.

I could give the obvious retort and haughtily proclaim that you could never do anything to negatively impact my temperament

Isn't it obvious? He's Nat's son.

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I could give the obvious retort and haughtily proclaim that you could never do anything to negatively impact my temperament

Temperament is not a changeable value. it's good to hear that you can't be easily annoyed.

Isn't it obvious? He's Nat's son.

It's the other way. I think I used to be his uncle.

smink is a legend smink is a hero smink is the main character in my upcoming spamAAR

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