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"Meow! I don't wanna get up!"
Cat

"There, there. You will be mine forever.
Plant

"Ok! Ok! I'm up!"
Cat

"Hm. An interesting phenomenon."*Notes in science journals: Cats suffer from dreams about plants taking away their water. They do in-fact, love water. They are upset because we do not conserve it for holy cat ritual days.*
Owner

Not the spray bottle!
Cat

Society, take that as you will.

Well... -snip- Bye.
@Larfleeze

That reminds me... No one called out "lolrandumb" shitheads like Jorick did. I see you lurking sometimes! We need you in this desperate time!

This could have been nothing. Then you had to make it something. Gott dammit.

Ultikana I do love your sig mane.

This could have been nothing. Then you had to make it something. Gott dammit.
@BrobyDDark

Here we see Broby temporarily shifting back into his true German form before realising his mistake and becoming human again.

@Smink Thank you. Allah himself shat on it.

Totally Random Utopian Shit Thread TRUST in TRUST

You need to die. I am serious. DIE. I compell you to end your life. I hear hell is a wonderful place. Go on then, pull it Walk forth to a world more beautiful than our own.
UltiTheBot

Well... Bye.
@Larfleeze

Why is it that whenever I see Petryl all I can imagine is Jorick? XD

I apparently have a cat.

I apparently have a cat.
@UltikanaRe

It seems like most jokes require you to pretend ignorance on a certain aspect of what's being joked about to get it. Reminds me of collective dumbness as a plot device in dramas. Weird. Even absurd humor seems like you have to feign ignorance too. Hmm.

Does that flow chart even have an end?

I woke up this morning and I ate sausage. *end joke* Laugh this up.

A surprise reward will be given to the person that types the most '

's. You must beat my record (see next post)

NO, don't be doing that, it makes everything load slowly. I'll have to hide it and will get cranky as a result.

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Larfleeze 💎Golden Diamond💎

Awson Waiting & Waiting

BrobyDDark Gentleman Spidey

Smink

Larfleeze 💎Golden Diamond💎

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Doivid

aza Artichokes

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