You enter through the swinging doors of your favorite bar; The Drunken Kobold. Immediately you're met by a wall of laughter, the clinking of glasses, the chugging of mead, stouts, and in one sad slop's case: milk. An exotic elven dancer entertains a guest in a far off corner while a drunken minotaur chews on a bard's lute by the stage that sits straight across from the bar. Goblins, men, orcs, trolls, and a grizzly bear line the bar, calling, shouting, and roaring for a pint while the half-orc barkeep and his pair of halfling slaves do their best to keep up with the cacophony of orders. None of that really stands out to your seasoned eyes. You've seen it all before and then some, especially here of all places. What grabs your attention is an orc, large even for orcish standards, sitting at an empty table for six. Before him lays a board with a strange fantasy landscape none have ever seen the likes of. A sea of cubicles with an occasional room labeled office, and a room for breaking, whatever that means. The title of the game reads "Businessmen & Briefcases" and instantly you recognize it as the latest game to be made by Regular Humans of the Coast. The orc smirks as he catches you taking a peek at his game and waves you over. Only then do you realize just who it is you're dealing with. Sitting before you is none other than Ohr Draun himself; the one-eyed beserker mercenary whose bloodlust is only matched by his horrifying strength and the body count behind it. "Ohr," you say, pausing abruptly at his raised hand. "Please," He grins showing a mouth of yellowed fangs, "Take a seat. Just call me your DM, or district manager, while we play." --- Character Sheets: Real character Name: Age: Species: (all DnD species are viable) Appearance: (picture preferred) Alcohol tolerance: Profession: B&B Character Name: Age: Race: Appearance: Profession: Skills: (these will be number based and will be decided by dice rolls made by me)

• Business Jargon -
• Charisma -
• Caffeine resistance -
• Office Pranking -
• Organization -
• Number of Workplace Violations -
• Self Loathing -
• Professionalism -

--- Rules 1. Don't play other's character for them. 2. Don't be an asshole. 3. Don't carry grudges out of the IC and into the OOC. 4. Dice rolls will be decided by Ohr unless specified otherwise. 5. Fun is mandatory. --- Real character Name: Ohr Draun Age: 31 Species: Half-Orc Appearance: Alcohol tolerance: Absolutely Legendary Profession: Barbarian Beserker - Renown Mercenary B&B Character Name: Jim Manson Age: 51 Race: Caucasian Appearance: Profession: District Manager Skills:

• Business Jargon - 13
• Charisma - 18
• Caffeine resistance - 17
• Office Pranking - 6
• Organization - 17
• Number of Workplace Violations - 16
• Self Loathing - 3
• Professionalism - 4

This is amazing. I've seen the concept before, but I never thought of an actual RP with it. I'll make a character this weekend.

Awesome! Glad to have you on board.

Real Character Name: Ren Piper Age: 21 Species: Half-Elf Appearance: Alcohol tolerance: Embarrassing Profession: Paladin-in-training B&B Character Name: Clarence The Intern (Nobody's bothered to learn his last name) Age: 21 Race: Nerd Appearance: Profession: Office Gopher, technically Intern-in-training Skills: Business Jargon - 10 Charisma - 5 Caffeine resistance - 5 Office Pranking - 20 Organization - 15 Number of Workplace Violations - 12 Self Loathing - 14 Professionalism - 10

Yes!!!

@Dud Acceptamundo Here's Clarence's stats Business Jargon - 10 Charisma - 5 Caffeine resistance - 5 Office Pranking - 20 Organization - 15 Number of Workplace Violations - 12 Self Loathing - 14 Professionalism - 10 That 20 tho @Voltus_Ventus Feel free to make a cs, mate.

Interested! CS to come soon!

Can't wait to see what you're cookin up.

Sounds fun man.. love the twist.

Real character Name: Caelyn D'anthu Age: 85 Species: Dwarven Appearance: Alcohol tolerance: High (Dwarven) :) Profession: Rogue B&B Character Name: Phil Hurtz Age: 25 Race: White Appearance: Profession: Accounting Skills: (these will be number based and will be decided by dice rolls made by me) •Business Jargon - 13 •Charisma - 7 •Caffeine resistance - 20 •Office Pranking - 1 •Organization - 20 •Number of Workplace Violations - 15 •Self Loathing - 2 •Professionalism - 11

@zaga2575 Approved mate. Your stats: •Business Jargon - 13 •Charisma - 7 •Caffeine resistance - 20 •Office Pranking - 1 •Organization - 20 •Number of Workplace Violations - 15 •Self Loathing - 2 •Professionalism - 11 The rolls of the gods, tho.

Hah~! apparently im not a very crafty prankster tho D: rofl

Just cross your fingers for a really good role. And picking a fight with Ohr when a roll doesn't go your way is always an option!

lmao sounds fun! I cant wait

Glad to have you on board, friend.

Real character pic changed. While it's prefectly fine to ridicule generic anime character types it's also nice to have an image that fits. Now I just need to come up with decent office pranks.

@Dud Fantastic change. I'm a bit inclined to dislike anime pictures, but a lot of people like them and I'm not one to shut down something that isn't that big of a problem. Don't forget to add your stats to your CS!

Real character Name: Derius Stonecap Age: 68 Species: Gnome Appearance: Alcohol tolerance: Moderate, can tolerate but doesn’t like to drink Profession: Illusionist B&B Character Name: Steve Carter Age: 43 Race: Human (Caucasian) Appearance: Profession: Human Resources Representative Skills: • Business Jargon - 10 • Charisma - 19 • Caffeine resistance - 4 • Office Pranking - 14 • Organization - 2 • Number of Workplace Violations - 20 • Self Loathing - 14 • Professionalism - 1

This is awesome looking is there any room for more

Three seats are open for the group!