New arcane powers to summon certain members

We have the Contra Fates Contra Fates Contra Fates Now we know how to summon Smiral It's with lots and lots of dick Glorious dick

<Snipped quote by The Nexerus> okay but what if I told you dick threads are the coolest thing about spam rn
@Smiral

100% confirmation.

I've known this for a long time. Dicks makes Smiral... perk up.

Smiral's own massive, throbbing dick acts like a dowsing rod for other penii, pulsating with longing for the D.

The new mention feature is, interestingly, the actual way to summon someone. @Jorick

This is true. The alerts are something easily seen the ~3 minutes per week I bother looking at RPG nowadays.

I feel satisfied with myself.

What about dicks?
@LightAlysCity

Your cats are gone. Also ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYY

@Azarthes I noticed. It's easily the worst thing ever to happen to me. Also, HIIIIIIIIIIII (:

On the upside, at least we can read them now. How've you been?

Hahaha people would have to care what I have to say for that to make a difference. ;P But I can't complain. I took this semester off of school to reevaluate my life. Mostly I've just been working and spending a lot of time at the beach. How's life treating you?

Awww :C Lifes been a uh Mixed bag some low lows but some long needed highs. Can't complain can't complain. What were you previously doing in College? I forgetted