The pack on his back was heavy, the knight noted, but not heavy enough to weigh down his spirits. Perfectly seasoned, once-daemonic mashed potatoes had to be the best kind of mashed potatoes. He supposed it helped that he was tired, and hungry, which would improve the taste of just about anything he put in his mouth. That didn't stop him from savouring his makeshift breakfast as much as possible, however. The daemon slayer was thus in a rather good mood as the sun started to peek out over the horizon off to his left. He stopped once the fiery ball had cleared the horizon by a full finger, having finished his bowl of potatoes. He dropped his pack on the roadside and descended carefully to the ditch to rinse out his bowl. The water was clear, and certainly crisp. Whether or not it was clean remained to be seen, but based on what he could see beneath the riffle, the water couldn't possibly be dirty enough to bother him any. Satisfied, he washed his dish and utensil thoroughly, taking his time and making sure everything was perfect. If it was done right the first time, it only ever had to be done once. And being a man of action, he didn't have time to be doing things more than once. With that in mind, just about everything he did, was done quickly, but carefully, and with as much thoroughness as he could afford at the time. In this case, his bowl and spoon were sparkling when he finished. He climbed back up to the road, where he shook off the items he had just cleansed, until they were dry enough to be put away.
Once his pack was repacked, the satyr took a moment to stretch and look around. In the light of day, things seemed much kinder. Even the most horrible of things couldn't be so scary when there was a sun shining down on them. That being said, even the bright shining rays of his daily companion couldn't shake the feeling he got when he gazed upon a far-off spire. The rolling hills made it hard to gauge the distance, but he figured it couldn't be more than a couple of hours away, all things considered. He decided that would have to be his next stop. It helped that the building was on his way, but even if it was out of his way, the site would have had to be visited. Anything that gave the goat-man a slight shiver in the base of his spine had to be investigated. Sometimes, very rarely, it was just an unfounded suspicion. Normally, it meant something evil was going on. With that in mind, he paused for another moment more, giving his steed a chance to catch up. And just as he prepared to toss his pack back onto his shoulders, he noticed the lizard rushing across the field. As it drew closer he could see crimson vitality dripping from its jaws, and he smiled. The beast was obviously well-fed, considering that it was soaked from its snout to its nostrils in the blood of whatever it had killed.
As his companion hopped the ditch and landed on the road, it hissed pleasantly, and its tail thumped against the ground with a violence that might have convinced most that the monster was angry. "Hey buddy. Full and ready to go?" he asked, the knight patting the lizard affectionately. It cracked open its jaws and let out an almost avian squawk in agreement. "Sounds good." he replied, and the ground was smote once more in glee. "Go wash, you'll get blood everywhere." he ordered, knowing his steed didn't understand every word he said. He just needed to include the keywords in his sentences to get things done. Pointing to the ditch helped, and the giant lizard quickly scurried over and thrashed its head about in the water, returning a good deal less red, though still dripping gore.
"Close enough." the warrior laughed, hefting his pack, and strapping it onto the monster once more. The beast wiggled once he had finished tightening down the straps. A pat to its rump had signalled that it might thrash its hindquarters about. This forced everything to settle immediately, making the journey much easier. A quick re-tightening of a couple of straps, and everything was locked in place, ready to go. And it seemed his steed was eager to be off, always a plus. The daemon slayer mounted his scaly steed and the monster set off immediately. Its pace was similar to that of a trotting horse, but its shorter legs and twisting stride made for a smoother ride. It also seemed to cover ground quicker than most equine animals, though he supposed it might be a biased imagining. He'd yet to find a horse more reliable than his lizard, but that didn't mean there wasn't one. And he had to admit, even if there was one, he wasn't sure he wanted it. A warlizard was so much more entertaining to have around than a warhorse.
The smoother ride was good for more than just extended journeys, though. In battle it made things like jousting, and aiming his swings so much easier, as he didn't have to worry about bouncing around. There was only the slight, side-to-side sway to worry about, and that hardly got in the way like the up-and-down motion of a horse could, especially considering it was much more subtle. In the end, though, the knight supposed the real advantage was indeed on long journeys, however. With no violent jostling to worry about, he could rest more easily over long distances. Unfortunately, this was not one of those instances, as he had a destination in mind, and it was nearby, relatively speaking. And with his unpleasant feeling only growing stronger as they grew near, rest was not something he was about to be able to get. With that in mind, the knight spent his time preparing instead.
As they drew closer, he prepared his weaponry for battle, and adjusted his armour so it sat properly, and more comfortably. There was only so much he could do to prepare, however, and the daemon slayer quickly began to wish they might arrive already, so that he could get to slaying whatever monstrosity he had to face, rather than having to wait around for the two of them to arrive at their destination. Fortunately, there was only so much distance between them and their destination, so arrival was inevitable. With some encouragement, the lizard that carried him picked up the pace, and soon enough the warrior and his steed arrived at their destination. It was a horribly over-grown chapel, once home to a sect worshipping Stendarr. The statue out front, that used to be an homage to the patron saint of charity had been horribly defaced, and even toppled over, however, and the doors had been marked with blood and obviously barricaded.
It didn't take much encouragement to get his monster to creep up to the doors, however, and the knight wasted no time in climbing onto its head so he could peek through the shattered window into the desecrated chapel. The first thing he noticed was the smell. The metallic tang of vital fluids underscored the cloying stench of death, and it was all laced through with the reek of unnecessarily expensive perfumes and incense. It seemed to be a strange combination, but it took but an instant of observation to see why. The cult inside was worshipping devils of greed, and to that effect, they had strewn expensive baubles all over the place, all of them soaked in the blood of their comrades. There had clearly been a struggle, and some of the cultists chanting had obviously sustained injuries in their efforts. Clearly these daemons measured their followers by the strength of their greed. Not that any of these men and women would survive the ritual. Their dead fellows littered the room, cast off as soon as they were drained of blood. Blood and gold seemed to be everywhere, every surface gilded first in the more accepted sense of the word, and then again using the more traditional definition. Incense burned in the centre of a badly-drawn pentagram, set alight on a pile of wood soaked in perfumes, all of it ringed by the still-living, psychotic people driven to this madness by some disastrous series of events.
Too late the knight returned to his seat. Too late he commanded his lizard to wheel about and prepare to charge. Too late he crashed down the door with the help of his monster. A thing far more terrifying, sent forth from the Nine Hells, had already manifested. Indeed, even as he had turned away to prepare for battle, the beast had heaved forth into reality, a massive, blob-like thing, with clawed stubs that could almost be called feet, but nothing that might be called legs. Its hide bore the palor of a miser that never left his home, with solid gold spines protruding down its back, each one encrusted with massive precious stones, the smallest of them the size of a tangerine. Its arms were not so stubby as its legs, one of them vaguely humanoid, also studded with gold and gems, with a hole in the centre of its palm. The other was more of a solid-gold, articulated scythe, than an arm, with sharpened gemstones forming the edge of the blade. The daemon seemed to lack a head of any kind, as it had been absorbed into the fatty mass of the rest of it. Instead, it had only jewel encrusted eyes above a gem-studded maw that seemed to seek only more valuable things to consume.
Even as the door to the chapel was splintered to matchsticks, the knight watched as his opponent finished its twirl. The monster seemed to have fired off foot-long gold spikes from its hollow arm, slaying three of the cultists. The rest of them had been rent in half by a swing of its scythe-arm. Then, because it wasn't terrifying enough as it was, the hell-spawned creature showed off its last, and probably its most terrifying trait. It puked a pool of molten gold in the path of the satyr and his steed. Thankfully, the lizard was more than capable of leaping over this new development, though its rider did lose hold of his lance in this manoeuvre. The goat-man was not terribly worried about that, however. Black lacquer and oak could be replaced, while cold iron could not be broken by anything daemonic, short of a devil focusing its full power on the stuff. So he relinquished the spear without worry, and drew his sword, thinking it would be more effective against the beast. He swayed out of the way of a swing from the thing's scythe, and his steed jumped to bounce off a wall, and send the pair sideways through the air. The greed daemon tried its hand at marksmanship, but a flying lizard was far harder to hit than a terrified and dying cultist. The knight had no trouble striking the stationary monster, however. That didn't mean he was glad of the hit. The beast immediately sprayed molten gold as if the stuff was being pumped through an artery, the liquid metal boiling against the warrior's armour as he continued on his rapid journey past the daemon. He cringed at the heat, and was thankful he was only splashed by a little bit of the stuff.
His lizard turned around to watch the beast's wound seal up, however, and the daemon slayer grimaced. This thing was going to be more difficult to slay than the last one. He only wished he had some kind of abject poverty with which to strike it. That would surely end the beast in an instant. Instead, he supposed he would just have to keep trying. There was no sense in giving up after getting sprinkled with gold. But he didn't think that flying through the air would be the best choice for future assaults. Instead he nudged his steed into skittering about laterally around the monster, leaning in to hack at its limbs when the thing made the mistake of holding too still. The greed daemon was an awful shot with its gold spike cannon-arm, but it seemed to be getting better as time passed. Then again, the knight it faced was also moving slower, as he wasn't leaping through the air on the back of a lizard now. Being careful to stay out of range of its scythe-arm was easy enough, and soon enough the monster took to puking around itself, hoping to slow the advance of its enemy.
Unfortunately for the beast, that meant that as it tried to advance, it got itself stuck in cooling gold. Having no legs to speak of, the entire bottom of the thing was forced to try and wade through the muck of boiling gold, bogging it down further. After some trying, the warrior found the hell-spawned creature more stuck than he had hoped for, and another wild leap through the air was called for. This time, though, when his steed launched them out into space, it was with blistering speed, just above the ground. They cleared the room in an instant, coming to rest against the far wall, before being forced to duck a volley of gold spikes. One of them sheared into the goat-man's intact horn, but did little besides sear the thing, as the gold was too hot to chop through much of anything, save perhaps people.
The results of the charge were now clear, however, as the lizard turned the pair about to witness the strike that the knight had landed on the beast they fought. His sword had sliced neatly through the daemon, cutting from under its scythe-arm, up clear through to its shoulder. Gold spurted viciously from the gaping hole, and the abomination spun, struggling to heal itself from the grievous injury. The daemon slayer and his steed took advantage of this opportunity, and as the monstrosity struggled with its mortality, the cavalier flew through the air once more, this time his sword hacked clean through its cannon-arm, the limb falling heavily to the ground as molten gold continued to spurt from the beast. It flailed about now, barely in control of itself. It was here that the satyr noticed his lance where it had fallen originally, intact and waiting. He tossed his sword to his off-hand, sheathing it as he leaned down from his seat to scoop up the spear. Then he decided it was time for one last charge. The greed daemon wheeled to face his enemy, shrieking as if it sensed an imminent end to its existence. The cavalier gritted his teeth as he felt his lizard's hindquarters bunch, and then they were flying once more. The force of their launch was bone-shaking once again, but the goat-man had been prepared, and his lance struck true. The cold-iron tip was shoved down the daemon's throat, and it ripped right through the other side of the thing, the lance itself shattering even as it tore a massive hole in the beast. The shriek grew louder, and molten gold seemed to burst from the abomination like it was a water balloon, suddenly burst. However, even as the thing was banished back to the Hell from which it was ripped, its death caused all the gold and gems in the room to turn from such perfectly valuable commodities, to nothing but liquid manure of the most rank variety one might ever find.
The explosion of gold transformed into a wave of lumpy, liquefied shit in an instant, and the knight and his steed were quite horrified to find themselves coated in the stuff as they crashed to a halt. The warrior was thankful they had been facing away from the stuff, but that didn't stop the air turning a venomous blue around him as he swore as vehemently as any man ever could. He urged his steed out of the chapel with all the haste the beast could muster, and the lizard dashed the two of them around behind the building, hoping to find anything that might relieve them of being so coated in such vile stuff. They were lucky enough to find what looked to be a very large pond, and the lizard hissed its displeasure, as its rider set to stripping it of all the gear it normally wore. That stuff would all need to be washed separately. For the moment, he focused on getting the two of them clean, though, so as his companion rushed the water, eager to no longer be coated in daemonic faeces, the knight had to strip off everything he was wearing before he could join the reptile. He decided he would write off the rest of the day, and think about getting things done the next day. Investing in a crossbow seemed like the first thing that should be on his list, and he placed it there. If he could help it, he would never fight another greed daemon in his life. The gods likely wouldn't allow that, though, so he at least wanted the option of not dealing with it at such close range...