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Do you enjoy Henching?


Are you sick of other criminals treating you like dirt?



Wells look no further than Eobard Thawne's Pawns™!

Eobard Thawne's Pawns™ is now a household name, with over Four Centuries worth of experience in Criminal Enterprises and that means only the best of the best can apply for Henching. Do you have what it takes to ensure the time-stream remains intact? A job here at Eobard Thawne's Pawns™ is a hard, and often stressful one, so Eobard Thawne's Pawns™ offers the most state-of-the-art 25th century medical care and insurance, so even the most stressed individual can be the best and brightest worker!

Skills Needed
  • Must have access to the Speedforce
  • Must have a minimum of 2 years Criminal experience
  • Must have moderate knowledge of time and time-travel
  • Must have experience handling Speedsters


Time meddlers, The Gentry and Condiment King need not apply
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this is my chance to finally bring this guy down

*gets Groucho marx glasses over goggles

YEs sire ,I would like to hench
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Oh my god larfreeze.

You minx.
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Oh my god larfreeze.

You minx.




tee hee
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Awson Waiting & Waiting

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What if- and this is a huge what if- you just go back in time and kidnap yourself so you can be your own henchman. I mean, and this is according to my own theory, you're so unimportant to the timeline that it would be too small a paradox to actually cause damage. It's the perfect crime!
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What if- and this is a huge what if- you just go back in time and kidnap yourself so you can be your own henchman. I mean, and this is according to my own theory, you're so unimportant to the timeline that it would be too small a paradox to actually cause damage. It's the perfect crime!


BabbysFirstTimeTravel.txt



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I am the fastest gunslinger on the Planet.


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I am the fastest gunslinger on the Planet.


MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN AND I'M THE GUNSLINGIEST MAN ALIVE!
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<Snipped quote by Azarthes>



tee hee


oh fuck is that grodd?

did I miss the joke?
fuck I hope I didnt
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<Snipped quote by Larfleeze>

oh fuck is that grodd?

did I miss the joke?
fuck I hope I didnt


Aza, if I did have a reaction image/gif involving Grodd in my folder I would have plastered the entire forum with it within an hour, regardless of its relevancy.
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oh goood

cool
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