Spam Genesis

-ActRaiser created the universe with a big bang, by cracking his knuckles.

And then Broby came along and was like "No. This is what happened: Back in the olden days, when there was only one kind of offtopic section, there was a war. The Spamites, as they were called, wereforced by the Offtopicese to actually participate, which the Spamites did not want to do. So they fought. Eventually, our god Mahz decided that enough was enough. The Spamites want to do their own thing, so they can be pushed over here. Now please stop being not-Fonz cool. And so, Spam had been established. Soon, prominent posters began arising. They formed the girth of Spam, building it from some dirt shack into a shit-kingdom, where they would live their days, fending off trolls, bronies, and Gwazi's dumb friends. And it was good."

No heres what really happen

See

Back in the day some guy named Scribz was like "Yo, here some bible shit to proclaim the word of god"

and then scribz never updated it again.

THATS RIGHT

GOIN 2010 ON YO ASS SCr00BZ

No heres what really happen

See

Back in the day some guy named Scribz was like "Yo, here some bible shit to proclaim the word of god"

and then scribz never updated it again.

THATS RIGHT

GOIN 2010 ON YO ASS SCr00BZ

Tell me someone saved that shit. That shit was good.