Oh good. This thread has become a commune for weird animal people. They're almost as bad as the weird pony creatures.

I think we should all be friends!

I shall enforce this friendship through the threat of atmospheric annihilation.

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And what will you get? Crushing loneliness and a failed plan!

Hypothetically... what if... Now bare with me for a second... a certain person... was the killer of your extremely wealthy Uncle Ben...? [+]

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Ummm, you're a snake emblem... I don't mean to burst your bubble, but I don't think you can do "atmospheric annihilation"...

Oh good. This thread has become a commune for weird animal people. They're almost as bad as the weird pony creatures.

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Do you not consider a spider to be an animal? You yourself are a weird animal person.

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See what I meant about the coming shitstorm broby?

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Hypothetically... what if... Now bare with me for a second... a certain person... was the killer of your extremely wealthy Uncle Ben...? [+]

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I am more than an emblem. I am the SYMBOL of the Humankind Empire Abh, and I'm pretty sure that they can "do" atmospheric annihilation. If you mess with me, you mess with the Empire, and the Empire will mess you up.

But seriously, let's all be friends!

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Yes! This is obviously a thread only for rich Spider-Men and extremely charismatic time travelers from the 25th century! Close this thread off to the lower class scum.

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You do realize this is a spam thread, right?

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Ummm... You ARE the emblem/symbol/whatever. the empire may be able to, but YOU can't...

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You do realise that nothing I say should ever be taken seriously. Ever.

Unless it's warnings about the future/metaphysical collapses

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Bare with me for a second, this is gonna be complicated. What if, and this is just a theory, a man in a spider themed costume isn't actually a spider? Now, I know that seems a little much but, hey, it's just a theory. A Gentleman's Theory. Thanks for reading.

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I represent the empire, therefore I am the empire. You are but one bunny girl. If I really wanted to avoid any trouble and tried really hard, then I could fall off this wall and crush you.

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Ummm... You ARE the emblem/symbol/whatever. the empire may be able to, but YOU can't...

.

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You do realize this is a spam thread, right?

I doubt it. Bunnies are fast.

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Shhh...You can't take this all too seriously or you defeat the purpose of spam.

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I'm pretty big, you know. The Empires likes to have big emblems. Makes them look more important, so they can spread peace to all the other planets.

And take their starships to form a trade monopoly.

A trade monopoly of peace, that is.

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To take stuff seriously is the purpose of spam.

Should I even argue anymore?

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You just made a symbol on a wall spit out their drink, you're so wrong.

Like, I don't even have a drink. Or internal organs. Yet you still managed to make me spit out my drink because you're just that wrong.

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You just made a symbol on a wall spit out their drink, you're so wrong.

Like, I don't even have a drink. Or internal organs. Yet you still managed to make me spit out my drink because you're just that wrong.

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Of course not. It is futile against our glorious empire.

Of peace.

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She doesn't get it. Shame.