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Take a commonly used phrase (ex. You're cracking me up )
and take it literally to explain how someone dies (ex. Laughs while slowly breaking into pieces and then blowing away as dust in the wind)
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Dumb as all fucking hell.

As stupid as everybody in the world sticking their penis into a flaming hole in the ground at the same time.
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Not sure if hate or a legitimate response
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started as the former, as a joke, but then I felt bad and made it more legitimate. Sooooooooooo both, ish?
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I felt bad


You felt bad and then your threw up. To death.

And now my contribution:

Four more years!
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And now my contribution:

Four more years!


Until the cancer takes over!

(wow I feel like a terrible person)

"Hold your horses!"
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<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>

Until the cancer takes over!

(wow I feel like a terrible person)

"Hold your horses!"


Or they will run over the whole family at the park and ruin the grass!

My turn:

"Break a leg!"
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Or they will run over the whole family at the park and ruin the grass!

My turn:

"Break a leg!"


*breaks leg. in half. and uses detached half to beat you to death with your own leg.*

"Piece of cake" (and be more creative than Portal ;) )
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Laced with cyanide.

"Easy as pie!"
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The pie is a bomb

"You're barking up the wrong tree"
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The pie is a bomb

"You're barking up the wrong tree"


I think this is the right one.


"Fuck this Shit"
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Years later, when you are married to a wealthy corporate figure and have two kids who both are named Wrolf because you particularly like that name, and you belong to a local book club that caters specifically to flash fiction because everyone in your club has busy lives, your happiness and contentment will be interrupted for good when you get a phone call.

"Hello, this is Chadsworth."

A moment of silence passes.

"This is Shit. We had a one night fling ten years ago."

"Shit... how did you get this number?"

"Thats not important. I called to tell you I am HIV positive. You should get yourself checked.

And so you do. And you have AIDS. And you die.

Now:

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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fuck
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but you are the bush, and just got mowed down.

"You're on my last nerve."
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@Azarthes
Obama got a third term.
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I am in infection.

Slowly destroying your nervous system, one nerve at a time.

And now, there is only one left...

"Like shooting fish in a barrel"
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