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Hey Guys here are 5 things that are sure to make you more attractive to women!

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Number 1:
BE WHITE

Number 2:
BE TALL

Number 3:
BE TALL AND WHITE

Number 4:
BE HOT

Number 5:
HAVE HAIR LIKE THIS



Now go get em Tigers!
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I do not understand this post.
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I think he mixed up "How to get a date" and "How to join an indie band."

Also, I think hairguy number two got confused at "Be Hot", because he seems to have caught his hair on fire.
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I've got 1-3 down which makes me above halfway hot which is perfect for me... because my personality is 3/5.
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Number 1:
BE WHITE

Number 2:
BE TALL

Number 3:
BE TALL AND WHITE

Number 4:
BE HOT

Number 5:
HAVE HAIR LIKE THIS



Now go get em Tigers!


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Jesus fucking christ you are cancer, dinh
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I got two more for ya

Number 6-Have a huge Penis

Number 7-Don't play Harvest Moon
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Yo these are limiting beliefs bro. You don't always need to have a full beard.
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I'm one out of five. Shortness is really taking a toll on me for this list.

With seven I become 2/7, which is a nice boost.

Now the question you should be asking yourself is whether or not Awson plays Harvest Moon.
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Taking bets now on whether the OP wears a fedora.
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I have a sneaking suspicion he might be Asian. There really isn't anybody else who complains that white people are getting all the ladies.
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I do not understand this post.


It's hidden under all the bitterness.
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I have a sneaking suspicion he might be Asian. There really isn't anybody else who complains that white people are getting all the ladies.


Feels good to be the masculine of the racial majority.

All other sub-living life-forms are m@d in hot jelly.
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Feels good to be the masculine of the racial majority.

All other sub-living life-forms are m@d in hot jelly.


At the same time, if he was a black guy, you know he wouldn't be complaining about white people getting all the women. It doesn't work that way.

Unless he lives in Europe. I don't know how things work out there, but since there is that vague Nazi undercurrent in European cultural politics, I suspect the rules might be different.
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At the same time, if he was a black guy, you know he wouldn't be complaining about white people getting all the women. It doesn't work that way.

Unless he lives in Europe. I don't know how things work out there, but since there is that vague Nazi undercurrent in European cultural politics, I suspect the rules might be different.


If you're in Europe you're better off not being a Jew, a gypsy, or Muslim.

Or anyone of any of the European ethnicities in select areas. Like Russians to Ukrainians or everyone to Hungarians (but mostly all the aforementioned types for perception of trying to steal glorious Magyar homeland).
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Being a nonrepulsive person will help you no matter what continent you're on.
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Being a nonrepulsive person will help you no matter what continent you're on.


Being a non-repulsive rich famous white guy helps a lot more.
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I have a sneaking suspicion he might be Asian. There really isn't anybody else who complains that white people are getting all the ladies.
@scribz knows what I look like, youve all guessed wrong so far. And I'm not bitter, lighten up.....or should I say...whiten up :D :D :D :D
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Being a nonrepulsive person will help you no matter what continent you're on.


Being the statistic of majority is also helpful outside of specific tastes.

Let's face it: love isn't concrete and no matter how much of a 8/10 personality you have you're probably not going to go all the way with everyone because that deep-south family may be on edge of you're Muslim. Or if they're from outer-LA the same if you're black marrying into white or something.
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Jesus fucking Christ you are cancer, Dinh.
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