I am telling you! I EXIST!

Even If my userpage is inaccessible, even if this website denies my existence. Even If I'm an oddity in your utopian society, I will not be a mere memory.

... and I will be watching you all.

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Truth is, I've never posted here so I'm doing it now. I think it's rather special that I have a userpage that the website is denying to show. Though I can't modIfy my settings either. It's like I'm an error in reality.

But odd things aside, HI. I write descriptively better than expositionally. I have intolerance to the mundane. I'm trying to be vegetarian but realize it's very tiring when attempted by me, I being biologically poorly suited foR it.

I like Red, Blue, White and Gold. I detest green, brown and black.

I think I can improve things better than criticize them. If I were a jedi I'd create foRce techniques that conjuRed Ice, fire and the mysterious things that make up the basics of our world.

If I were a sith, I'd invent a way to instantly cut one's connection to the dark side of the foRce.

I type VIa a phone so my ooc posts have capitalization issues, my Ic posts do not bevcause I edit them with an actual machine. The pRoof Is in the puddIng.

how can you have your pudding, if you dont eat your meat?

Hey there SevenOneThreeFourTwo

Silly, you don't exist. Niether do I. Notrdoes this site. We're all just a figment of some random guys imagination. For example. I perhaps post this post. It in turn makes you walk outside. Somebody looks at you. That's it. That was the efforts of both mine and your life. We aren't real! AHHH!

how can you have your pudding, if you dont eat your meat?

ahhh-

We aren't real! AHHH!

...RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! °^°

There is but one truly philosophical problem, and that is suicide.

Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus