Roommates are terrible, never get them, especially ones you don't know/Are picked out of convenience.

The two i have are shit. One would be okay, if he paid bills on time/more often.

The other is absolutely useless; no rent(i dont really care, thats the landlords deal), late rent, eats all our food(No shared food budget). Probably 1000 bucks or more in the hole for rent.

And the two of them decided to get dogs. Adorable puppies. Now my living room smells like dog shit(because they won't keep them in their rooms, letting them have free range of the living room, and sometimes the dining room), while they either sit in the back or leave. One cleans it up, somewhat regularly though.

The landlord isn't much better; he doesn't try to collect rent from one roommate, and 'forgot' to talk to them about the dogs, even though he found out five minutes prior.

So no. Don't get roommates, ever. XD

and thus, hopefully, I'll be back home for a short while, then get a place for me, the girlfriend, and mini Rilla. Then I can come hang with you people. Or start an RP iunno.

PSA: If your roommate seems cool and you don't have any problems, you're the shit roommate.

Me, I averted that whole crisis. I don't have a roommate, I have a tennant, and I own the house. Keeps the relationship much cleaner. Plus he's into hiking and climbing and thus spends only about 10 waking hours in the house per week. And I pocket $500 a month. Those are terms I can agree with.

Me and the girl don't really do anything. Pay our half on time, for everything, and generally clean up after ourselves(which pissed one off. We weren't washing his dishes), and stay in our room.

It would be a pretty dope set up if we had better roommates.

Kill them.

Kill them.

Solves everything. Blame it on the Landlord and demand the whole place as damages. It's a win-win.

Landlord couldn't beat up grape. Hahaha.

We just plan on vanishing, more or less, and turning everything off.

The roommate who doesn't pay rent can then argue with his boyfriend about sensing him money for it. Which is hilarious to listen too.

Kill them dead.

Kill them alive, twice.

Goddamnit, I'm the shit roommate.

Goddamnit, I'm the shit roommate.

Look on the brightside, serial killers also make flawless roommates.

What are roommates?
Didn't think they realed

It really comes down to you picking shit room mates man. Even if it was solely for convenience you really should have found other people with stable income and who can pay rent or buy things for the place.

Yes, while it seems they are shit, you're really the only one at fault here for choosing them to be the ones that moved in with you.

It really comes down to you picking shit room mates man. Even if it was solely for convenience you really should have found other people with stable income and who can pay rent or buy things for the place.

Yes, while it seems they are shit, you're really the only one at fault here for choosing them to be the ones that moved in with you.

Actually. Both have fairly stable jobs(one works 2-3, and the other works a job that pays weekly), have been since we signed the lease. XD

my sister is the worst roommate ever, her kids clean up better than her.

my dog though. i should be paying him. he's on like a 24/7 guard duty mentality.