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Let me tell you, it is not an easy time to be Cops[...]


Since you've asked us to supply jokes;

I expect the student that wrote on one of my uni's buildings with chalk in protest on behalf of underpaid cleaning staff and got arrested for assault had a worse time of it!!11!1!1!!!1 Fnar, fnar.

Yeah, the London Met(ropolitan Police Force) are an unspeakably dreadful organisation. They literally ran a smear campaign against the family of a murdered teenager to cover their own arses. It's not quite as bad or murdery as in the US, but it's still pretty bad.

Yes, Call, I blame you personally for this.
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@Callthecops All the love and luck over there, mister.
And @MyCatGinger thank you for the thought!

I am holding tight to my sanity, friends. Tonight is opening night and it's gonna be one hell of a weekend the way the show is going now. I promise promise promise to get my post up Sunday night/Monday day. All my apologies for the lateness and gratitude for the patience!

I love you all ~
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Kirah, Kim better get some lovin' soon...hehe.


Poor girl is just so messed up right now.
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Speaking of Cops, I've never been to the states, but are they really that bad there? As we see on the media? I'm sure it's crazy exaggerated, but...it looks hella scary, too.
And the London Met sound no better.
Here, it's a little more...err. Biased. Your race means you can get away with things. And that's all I can say. Or else they'll find me and lock me up, help.

Finals start on the 6th. I still have nightmares about math.
And I actually didn't find Don't Hug Me I'm Scared as bad as Salad Fingers, probably credited to length. Though the second one was...off putting, yeah, that's the word.
Hopefully everyone is doing alright otherwise. :) My love to the Cops and Bliss. Tell us about the production when you can.

Also. Now that it's firmly established you're English, Jigglesworth, and frequent London...
I'd like to imagine you sit in an immaculate dark room in a large backed swivel chair, face lit solely by the bluish glow of your massive computer screen with your back turned to the door, in a way that, upon walking in, the silhouette of the chair can only be distinguished by the glowing blue halo around it. And you have a pet cat, a white or black Persian or even a Siamese with blue eyes too, that sits in your lap and which you stroke over and over.
And if anyone comes in, you turn around in this chair ever so slowly and the person at the door comes to see one of your eyes is bionic, but you wear thin rimmed spectacles anyway for effect more than anything else. Or a monocle on your natural eye.
And you speak in a posh bad guy British accent.
And this probably is the way you design the shenanigans of the Wolf Manor, a crazed lunatic with poise, only assuming the façade of normalcy as you interact with us on our level.

Ha! I bet you don't even have a real couch you play Smash Bros on, I bet it's just another ruse!
But I have you now, Jigglesworth, my boy!
So, have I successfully cracked the case?

I might have possibly killed some brain cells on my long and arduous journey to discover Pure Mathematics. Send an ambulance if I start calling fifty year old stewardesses 'Angel'. Eh, Cops? ;)

Poor Kim. She can pursue mastermind Jigglesworth if she'd like. I'm sure he'd appreciate some company.
And she could possibly go platinum and wear red lipstick more, and develop a Russian accent and wear a bodysuit and be a...um. Not an undercover agent, but a spy? I think that's the word I'm looking for.

On a side note.
I actually laughed so hard while drinking some water, I had water running down my nose for ever after. It's even funnier because it's true, and I've been there and seen it. xD Oh god...and I was just starting to get rid of my cold, too.
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Also. Now that it's firmly established you're English, Jigglesworth, and frequent London...
I'd like to imagine you sit in an immaculate dark room in a large backed swivel chair, face lit solely by the bluish glow of your massive computer screen with your back turned to the door, in a way that, upon walking in, the silhouette of the chair can only be distinguished by the glowing blue halo around it. And you have a pet cat, a white or black Persian or even a Siamese with blue eyes too, that sits in your lap and which you stroke over and over.
And if anyone comes in, you turn around in this chair ever so slowly and the person at the door comes to see one of your eyes is bionic, but you wear thin rimmed spectacles anyway for effect more than anything else. Or a monocle on your natural eye.
And you speak in a posh bad guy British accent.
And this probably is the way you design the shenanigans of the Wolf Manor, a crazed lunatic with poise, only assuming the façade of normalcy as you interact with us on our level.

Ha! I bet you don't even have a real couch you play Smash Bros on, I bet it's just another ruse!
But I have you now, Jigglesworth, my boy!
So, have I successfully cracked the case?


No, it really is just me with alcohol, a spliff in my mouth, lots of Smash Bros and not enough thinking about exams.
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Are we all still here, peoples? I don't mind us having stalled a bit, so long as you're all still with me.

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Still here.
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I'm here, just quiet.
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Here!
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Still here, I'm so so sorry. Haven't had time to type anything up, my apologies. Soon, my darlings.

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Is that a Slow Lorace?
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That is absolutely a slow loris. I've been watching videos of them to calm me down before the shows because they are so damn cute.
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I recommend anteaters for a similar function. Ideally ones in sweaters.
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*shivers and hides from anything to do with the word ant*
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Captain Schnoofles will take care of them for you.
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Dude I had to hide my face in my fiance's shoulder during the ant man trailer because there were too many ants in it. I honestly don't think I'll be able to go see it, if the advert is any indication.
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I... didn't know there was a thing called Ant Man. Is it about an ant that's a man or a man that becomes an ant?

But, more importantly, Captain Schnoofles will clear up your infestation like a champ.
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Man with a suit. Marvel superhero. And thanks
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aptain Schnoofles will take care of them for you.


DUDE. How cute, ugh.

Update: FINALLY got a post up. It's icky and rushed but at least it's up. Sorry again for the wait!

And @MyCatGinger: The production was called "The Pond", and it was a fantastically silly play about some serious issues. I was a beta fish dressed in many colors and much, much glitter. Political theatre at it's finest, haha.
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EDIT: Captain Schnoofles! I need to cuddle iiit...

And ah, really? It sounds satirical at its best. << May I ask what the role of your glittery little beta fish was in this political underwater world, @corneredbliss?

I had my first final today and - you guessed it, folks - it was math! I think it went alright...err.
Err.
Anywho, we're just waiting on The Po Po and The Master to make posts now. At any point, feel free to approach Evelynn. Really. Really. << I apologise if I can't be the best or most attentive at collabs.

Aww welcome back though you guys are the best, really.
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