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Hey guys, I'm hospitalized.

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AMA!
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Was it the alcohol or the knee?
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What does it feel like to be touched by nurses?
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Was it the alcohol or the knee?

Knee. I now have blood clots in my lungs due to inactivity of it. Yay!
What does it feel like to be touched by nurses?


Not as good as I imagined. :(
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Are you looking at a robot prosthetic yet?

Alternatively, have you considered amputating your lower body and grafting yourself onto a horse?
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Are you looking at a robot prosthetic yet?

Alternatively, have you considered amputating your lower body and grafting yourself onto a horse?


The second one has come across my mind many times. And, I am a Sagittarius after all. So it'd be acceptable.
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are you a fucking looser or are you having sex with loosers?
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I'm sorry TP, you need to get off the internet. This is your doctor, I'm coming to operate.

By the way, if you don't mind this is the new standardized surgical dress.

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1. How is the food?
2. Get well soon bro, that shit fucking sucks. Why couldn’t Jesus be around to heal you? Makes me think he’s kind of a dick.
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are you a fucking looser or are you having sex with loosers?

Neither.
I'm sorry TP, you need to get off the internet. This is your doctor, I'm coming to operate.

By the way, if you don't mind this is the new standardized surgical dress.


Suck it Trebek.
1. How is the food?
2. Get well soon bro, that shit fucking sucks. Why couldn’t Jesus be around to heal you? Makes me think he’s kind of a dick.

1. Haven't eaten anything.
2. Jesus is a dick. But, you can be my own personal Jesus ;)
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I spent a week at a hospital after my sister's thyroid surgery

Do not miss it
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i fucking bet
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Suck it Trebek.


Such disrespect. I see we're going to have to perform an exorcism via Vietnamese leaches.
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Such disrespect. I see we're going to have to perform an exorcism via Vietnamese leaches.


suck it
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I spent a week at a hospital after my sister's thyroid surgery

Do not miss it


I spent eight hours in one after smashing my car on the far-side of an oak tree. Threw out where my arm connects to my shoulder and there was a big concern I had broken my shoulder bone, and as such I may have maybe cracked my neck.

Eight hours, an X-ray, and a CAT scan later and it was deemed I had not broken anything and my bones just simply popped out of their socket before resetting. Hurt like a fucking hellfire for more than a week afterwards.
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suck it


Tell that to the leeches. :^)
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Tell that to the leeches. :^)


suck
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suck


ok bby
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@TP
>I now have blood clots in my lungs due to inactivity of it

Sounds like that could possibly be a pretty bad thing.

glhf
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Neither.
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Suck it Trebek.
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1. Haven't eaten anything.
2. Jesus is a dick. But, you can be my own personal Jesus ;)


Don't die you magnificent bastard.
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