Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BitOHoney
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I was enjoying an afternoon snack, when I suddenly had an epiphany. what if a really agile ninja jumped up in the air, then used one of their feet to propel off their other leg, in a sort of wall jump sense. They use their stationary leg's muscles to restrain the force, allowing for a second jump. Then they simply switch off really fast. It could take years, but once they have just the right amount of agility, skill, and muscle, they could get the pattern down, and jump into the sky as far as they wanted.

What if soldiers were trained? Yes it would require patience and time, but could this be the key to the ultimate ambush? At first I thought to keep this to myself, but I would never have the physical ability to demonstrate it. If any members are part of the press feel free to pm me on more details, maybe we could set up a team to prove this theory.
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Ive been using this as my primary mode of transportation for my entire life??????
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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Darkmatter
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I hope for everyone's sake this sarcastic.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by The Nexerus
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The motion of the constantly wall-jumping ninja could be used to generate an unlimited supply of electricity.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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Ninjas could do this, but they don't because it would look completely ridiculous. People would think they just got raptured into funk heaven.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Kronshi
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This has already been thought of, how do you think the soul reapers in Bleach can jump really high and do that flashstep thing, because it's not magic
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Z2010Deadmeat
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I just brought up my phone and entered the code >9000 to pull that trick off.
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I'm surprised people didn't know about this;
This is OBVIOUSLY how every nuclear reactor functions, jesus...

UR NOT SMURT!
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