here's one that's only partially trash
Nah, this is even trashier than the others. Mainly because it's trashing the others.
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If you want the front page to be only kinda trashy you have to go out there and be the garbage man
<Snipped quote by Azarthes>
But then you immediately get week old raw chicken juice all over the fucking place because some asshole thought it'd be fun to throw broken shards of glass in the very bottom of a plastic fucking bag and my point is garbage workers have it rough