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There have been 2 earthquakes in Michigan in the past 2 months.

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We're all gonna die.
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must be fracking
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We're all gonna die.


No. Only Michigan is going to die. The rest of us will be preoccupied trying to find another city to replace Detroit in our jokes.
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I nominate baltimore
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What are the chances of Michigan sinking into the lakes before California sinks into the ocean?
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What are the chances of Michigan sinking into the lakes before California sinks into the ocean?


California can't sink, as much as the rest of us want it to. They'd use up the water just as quick as it washed over them.
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Must be all the streakers running rampant and disrespecting the Michigan gods.
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Must be all the streakers running rampant and disrespecting the Michigan gods.


only the white ones.
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only the white ones.


We must return to The Old Gods, lead by our spiritual beacon The Jimmer.



Now let us take up our hunting rifles and our bows, fire up the off-board motors, and strike out into the wilderness on the sacrificial hunt. The Hajj of the true Michigander.

We shall enshrine Opening Day as our holiday.
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@Dinh AaronMkWhat the hell... did I just watch?
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@Dinh AaronMkWhat the hell... did I just watch?


It's from a movie.

I can confirm this, because I have seen the movie.
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only the white ones.


Fuckin' white people
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It's from a movie.

I can confirm this, because I have seen the movie.


No seriously... I can't even... Moo?
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No seriously... I can't even... Moo?


Escanaba in the Moonlight. It's a personally recommended comedy-documentary about life in the rural-UP.

But when I say "Rural UP" I mean "Rural UP" because the UP is more-or-less totally rural outside of Sault Ste Marie and maybe Marquette and Copper Harbor. If it has at least one stop-light, it's considered a big town up there.

By the way, this is Copper Harbor:
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What's an earthquake?
Australia
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It's a process in which God helps test the structural integrity of both American buildings and American people.
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It's a process in which God helps test the structural integrity of both American buildings and American people.


Honestly, God doesn't have to do a thing. We can fuck up our own buildings and people thank you very much.
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Honestly, God doesn't have to do a thing. We can fuck up our own buildings and people thank you very much.


Ah, the Republican public funding approach. Very civilized.
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<Snipped quote by Loud Angry Dead>

Escanaba in the Moonlight. It's a personally recommended comedy-documentary about life in the rural-UP.

But when I say "Rural UP" I mean "Rural UP" because the UP is more-or-less totally rural outside of Sault Ste Marie and maybe Marquette and Copper Harbor. If it has at least one stop-light, it's considered a big town up there.

By the way, this is Copper Harbor:


Lol yoopers
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Ah, the Republican public funding approach. Very civilized.


Our buildings aren't secure until municipal police are armed with more guns and tanks! Because ISIS is the only physical threat to everything!
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