Hidden 9 yrs ago 9 yrs ago Post by Awson
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Five years ago.

We were playing a game in drama class where everyone sits around in a circle and you have to try to get another person to smile. Usually by acting goofy.

They would have to say something like "Baby, I love you, but I just can't smile." without cracking up. If your target doesn't smile, you try something on someone else. If you sucked, you'd get a pity smile eventually and then it would be that person's turn.

Anyway.

I remember one time when it was my then girlfriend's turn.

She got on her hands and knees and seductively crawled towards me while I was supposed to keep a straight face.

I was very nervous and more than a bit embarrassed. It was surprising, especially because we hadn't really shown any other forms of PDA.

I was not really equipped to handle the situation.

She must have been very nervous about it. That's what I imagine, at least.

The point of the story is the fact that I didn't end up smiling, and how that was a mistake.

She was crawling on her hands and knees-- this teenaged girl (with her cleavage hanging out) who was the most important thing to me at the time--

...and I didn't even smile because I didn't want to lose and didn't realize that surrendering was actually a much more correct decision.

The reason I'm mentioning this is because I consider this to be my biggest social faux pas.

To this very day I will occasionally remember that scene and cringe at myself.

EDIT: Can you imagine how it must have felt to make this grand gesture in front of all your peers, only to be met with some zit-faced, shitty kid's stoic face in the end?

She was a quiet girl too.
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You could have won the game if you did the same crawl towards everyone else.
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Well, I certainly see where the "then" came into the equation...
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Would have been more embarrassing if you got a boner though right?

I'm a potato so I wouldn't know.

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You could have won the game if you did the same crawl towards everyone else.


Or maybe just respond to her with the same crawl. She crawls to you all seductive and girlfriendy, you crawl to her in return, then you start making animal noises like you are kids playing Zoo.
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<Snipped quote by Azarthes>

Or maybe just respond to her with the same crawl. She crawls to you all seductive and girlfriendy, you crawl to her in return, then you start making animal noises like you are kids playing Zoo.


Who'd be the peacock?
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