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Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by mdk
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Should I let it live, or destroy it? A LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS, SPAM.

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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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LET IT LIVE! IT HAS A FAMILY AND KIDS!
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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Train it to protect your house from burglars.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by KnightShade
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Ferry it across a river on your back.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Awson
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Put it in the other teleporter and then press the button.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by hiddenleafguy
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Teach it to attack people when you say kill (blank) Scorpio.
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LET IT LIVE! IT HAS A FAMILY AND KIDS!




Ferry it across a river on your back.




Train it to protect your house from burglars.




Training reward



Put it in the other teleporter and then press the button.




Nothing happened.

Teach it to attack people when you say kill (blank) Scorpio.


Other people not available. Will search for suitable replacement.
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Training reward



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Teach it to attack people when you say kill (blank) Scorpio.




Combat training has begun. Scorpion performs poorly.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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Give it a name and a fake PHD, the scorpion's confidence will grow and allow him to learn like a normal human.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by mdk
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Give it a name and a fake PHD, the scorpion's confidence will grow and allow him to learn like a normal human.




This should really help his resume.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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Re-enact Titanic. You're Leonardo Dicaprio and Cat the Scorpion is what's her face.
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Re-enact Titanic. You're Leonardo Dicaprio and Cat the Scorpion is what's her face.




Draw me like one of your French scorpions. Topless, obviously.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by hiddenleafguy
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Teach it how to be a... LAWYER!
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by stark
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This is the best thread that Spam has had in months. Give yourself and your scorpion a gold star.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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Make it a platinum star
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by mdk
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Teach it how to be a... LAWYER!




Gave him some viewing material. BAD NEWS! Literally bored him to death. I guess you picked the wrong career path.

Imagur is down, so the album update will have to wait. What shall we do with the body? Spoiler -- I'm not eating it.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by TheMusketMan
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Write a book about the scorpion's life up to this exact moment.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by hiddenleafguy
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Go get a necromancer to bring it back to life! Or just catch another.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by stark
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Spoiler -- I'm not eating it.


But if you don't eat it, then it really will spoil! Corpses don't stay fresh forever, after all.
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