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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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RIP Cat the Scorpion. Give it a proper funeral.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by hiddenleafguy
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Yep cremation is best, then throw the ashes to the wind and allow it to be free once more.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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Bury cat in whatever yard you can find, then go and cosplay as cat the scorpion at the next comic-con
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by mdk
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Write a book about the scorpion's life up to this exact moment.


All done.



Go get a necromancer to bring it back to life! Or just catch another.


Well I did my best.



RIP Cat the Scorpion. Give it a proper funeral.


What manner of funeral shall we use? Researching Arizona Bark Scorpion funeral rituals.

Yep cremation is best, then throw the ashes to the wind and allow it to be free once more.


Bury cat in whatever yard you can find, then go and cosplay as cat the scorpion at the next comic-con


Must analyze social conditions. Or people vote. Either way.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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I vote for meh plan
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by hiddenleafguy
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I vote for cremation. Then still go as him for comic con.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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Hmmm... I'm up for anything if you atleast go as cat for comic-con...
Cremation it is!
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by mdk
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Hmmm... I'm up for anything if you atleast go as cat for comic-con...
Cremation it is!


And the Apache agree. Very well. The cremation is scheduled for sundown. We will now commence the memorial service. If anyone wishes to share memories of the deceased, do so now in remembrance.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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*sniffle* I... I remember Cat getting his degree in Scorpio-tology. We were all so proud... But... But then he went into lawyering... And... I just can't do it...
*runs away crying*
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by hiddenleafguy
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I.. I helped raise him since *tears begin streaming down his* I... I remember when I suggested assassin as a career choice *starts sobbing for a minute* no leaf you must be strong and when that didn't work out I suggested lawyering and then.. then he IT'S MY FAULT HE'S DEAD OKAY *collapses sobbing uncontrollably*
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Funeral pyre. SADLY -- it didn't light up as well as planned, BUT there is video and I'll post it once my phone recharges enough to handle that. He passed with great dignity and many confused stares from passers-by.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by TheMusketMan
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Cat was a really stand up guy, got his degree in Scorpio-ology, had a nice place to live, a handsome landlord, he was living the dream.

But it wasn't enough.

It was never enough.

Because War.

War never changes.
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