This is a place like the reveal something about yourself thread but this one is about the person behind the computer and yes that's you who ever you are reading this I want to know your story tell me about yourself this may sound creepy but I don't mean it creepily at all and if you want post a picture of yourself instead of writing something about yourself and Promise to never use the picture anywhere but this Thread and to not EDIT OR DEFACE THY PICTURE'S

Now what about you?

Take this to Roleplaying Discussion or Off-Topic.

holy shit full stops are a thing okay

Heh

I'm an overly trusting 16 yo girl who loves her body, is free-spirited, and doesn't put out.

But I do partake in other stuff ;D

I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

Upboat XD

There are so many limiting clauses to this. Are we in law school? I think we're in law school.

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend.

There are so many limiting clauses to this. Are we in law school? I think we're in law school.

Actually, this is a law school.

I live in the American Gardens building on West 82nd street on the eleventh floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm twenty-seven years old.

I believe in taking care of myself with a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my eyes are feeling a little puffy I put on a face mask while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

After I remove the icepack I use a deep pore cleanser wash. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face: an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an aftershave lotion with little to no alcohol, because alcohol dries the skin therefore making you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a moisturized protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no REAL Bateman. Only a shitposter, something to check the dubs. And though this Bateman can beat /x/ in grand style in virtual dive-drass with his cold gaze, and you could shake his hand and feel cold moist flesh gripping yours; maybe you could sense our life-styles are comparable.

I simply. Am not. There.

My U, Y, H, J, and N keys are only working sporadically and it is driving me up the fucking wall.