^^

I'm gonna still be slow on this until my housing situation is sorted. It's not just about time, it's about concentration. You guys know what I'm like: I can pre-write and plan and all that jazz when I'm in the right mood, but until I have housing, concentration is not a thing I really have.

What this means is, if (ie: when) I appear around in another RP on these boards, please don't be scared I've lost interest in this. I haven't. Doing this right now requires me to reread everything, including basically all PM's, consult all my notes, double-check everything and then start planning what happens next and I just don't have that in me right now. I hope you all understand. :)

I'm still around, wallowing in my summer. :)))))))))) (Send help.)
And hah. Hey, no biggie, @Jig.
Geddit? GEDDIT? Because this time around, we don't have Biggi-

Really though, welcome back and I'm glad everyone's still about, and good luck with the housing situation!

I'm still around too. I know I haven't said anything but Jig is aware of me.

^ Same

Also here, but buried in insurance trivia. I've got my in class test tomorrow and my state exam Thursday, so I'll be a tetch busy.

You know what's awesome? The fact that we're all still here and aren't a bunch of baby quitter giver-uppers. We rock, you guys.

I rather suspect we do.

Because I know you guys care oh-so-much I passed my in class exam with an 87%. Wheeee! If the state exam goes that well I'll be a very happy Flavia.

Because I know you guys care oh-so-much I passed my in class exam with an 87%. Wheeee! If the state exam goes that well I'll be a very happy Flavia.

Yay congrats lovely!

Thankums!

How's everyone been? Kinda quiet around here so I figured I'd start some small chat if anyone is interested.

Update on le post: I'm just waiting on @Callthecops to finish our little collab before @MyCatGinger can hop in. Super duper sorry for the delay.

Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A: You can't. You're a student.

Q: This flat seems great. Can I get more info?
A: Yes, but only via private message so other potential victims of this scam don't know this is a scam before I waste their time.

Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A: You can't. It's been taken.

Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A: By undergoing gender reassignment surgery.

Q: This flat seems great. Can I get more info?
A: Yes, but I'm renting it illegally and so you have no security if I decide to steal your stuff and deposit and throw you out.

Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A: By moving in with a distinctly dodgy-looking middle-aged man with a sex dungeon and a soiled copy of Fifty Shades.

Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A: By not being from the UK.

Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A: By giving me all of your money and your contact details so I can scam you at my convenience.

Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A:

Q: This flat is great! How do I get it?
A: By paying to view content on a third-party website and maybe you'll get a reply there.

You get the full effect if you rinse and repeat.

K's answer to how she's doing:
Possibly out of a job by the end of the month, but has been proactive as shit about that and already has an interview.

Unlike the other two, my life hasn't decided to fuck me over royally (yet) so I haven't been too bad!

I've been pretty great, since this whole licensing thing hasn't hit me with crippling anxiety like I thought it would. As long as I study I should be okay for the state exam tomorrow, then after that it's smooth full-time sailing.

Oh my. That sounds like a terrible, terrible hell. Strength, brother @Jig. I'm just lucky it's still acceptable for me to roll around in a dorm building. But the day will soon come when I'll be feeling your pain.

@Kirah Ah, sorry to hear that, but best of luck on your interview! Good for you for being proactive. Should take a leaf out of your book, eh.

Good to hear that everyone else has been pretty alright. I'm in the same boat as you, @TheMaster99. Nothing much to complain about, thank goodness. Haha and good luck on your exam, @AuntFlavia! You're gonna kill the damn thing.

Sorry for a brief disappearance, I have no terrible life circumstances to call upon, but rather some extraordinarily lovely ones. You may remember I spoke of living in one of my friend's houses for a week because his family is filthy rich? Well, he's out of town studying painting in Paris (refer back to rich family for clarification) and his mom rescued some kittens from a barn next to a den of hungry looking litter of foxes. She then had to go to California to visit her sick brother and decided that she would like to (read: insisted upon, despite several refusals to accept money) pay me what should be considered an inordinate amount of money to play with said kittens for several hours a day. Plus my summer classes, that gave me little time to be checking in.

TL:DR- I was paid a ridiculous sum of money to play with kittens all day, and the ecstasy which results in receiving money for naps with the world's cuddliest kitten, fun fun times playing with their toys, and watching them wrestle, just made me lose my head. I am back now.

The world is a darker place now, and less full of kittens, but that is how it should be.

@Callthecops I am extraordinarily jealous and kind of hate you right now. Jerk.

Getting paid outrageous amounts of money to play with cute, cuddly animals. I think you win, sir.

Ok everybody, we now all know Call's weakness: Kittens.

No but really I'm jealous, goddammit. Sigh. All my dog does nowadays is lay around sleeping and eating. Love him to death, but sometimes you just need a spritely feline around. Kudos to you for the happy fortune.

Take notes Jig, when you activate the 'Woll Manor Hidden Trapdoor TM' you know what to put at the bottom.

Kitties.

The answer is Kitties.

Edit: @Kirah, that is exactly the right response.