"hmm, your skill is most impressive, for a kid." the mysterious cloaked man chuckled.
"Don't listen to him broby, you are a man!" Said Azarthes from the bleachers.
The cloaked man sighed. "It matters not. You have come far to defeat me, you are strong."
"Do you really mean it?" Assked Broby, letting down his ssword.
"Yes, you have fought hard. It is only fair that I offer you....A SWIFT DEARTH""
Suddenly the man drew out his poison dagger and slashed Broby in the chest. Broby fell with a thud, gasping for air, as the poison spread throughout his system. "I have infected you with deadly pelican venom. You will be dead in mere minutes.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOO" said azarthes. He ran down the bleachers onto the foleyball court. "Broby, it's gonna be okay don't worry."
Suddenly azarthes heard a chk chk sound right behind him. It was the cloaked man and he shot azarthes in the back! He fell down. "Well, I guess this is the end old buddy" said Broby. "We got close didn't we?"
"Yes" responded azarthes "we had a lot of adventures,..,. Wait! Remember that magic pouch Nat gave you all those years ago?"
"Yes" said Broby "but it's my only memory I have of him."
"BROBYm ..nat... Remember what he said. He has said only use it when you need it the most."
"Ok ok I'm doing it."" Then
Then Broby took out a small pouch. He carefully removed the twist tie and opened the pouch. Out came an orb of pure energy. It sang the song of summoning teleportation "la la la la la la la la la la you have given us water, we give you our raincoats. Along the skiess of gray and the seas of blue, we call down the energy of the earth sea and sky. Our friends are in trouble la la la so we ask for your help"
Then the orb exploded into a blinding white light. The heroes could feel a presence. It spoke. "I have summoned the men who have the true spam spirit, may they help you on your way. "
"Teoinsanity, masster of cartoon physics"
"Areyoumymummy, doctor who No. 1 fan"
"Hamburgerhelper, master of brand names"
"Dervish, Battleblock theatre player"
"And Jorick, argument winner master"
From the light, 4 people appeared.
"Thank goodness" Saidazarthess. "Wait where is jorick?"
That's right everyone but jorick was teleported. "Wait" said the orb "it's impossible, but my radar says he is already in the room.
The cloaked man sighed. He slowly removed his hood. It was jorick!
"Jorick...why?" Asked Broby
"I'm sorry. I just wanted to be in control of spam. I'm the leader they need."
"Jorick... Not like this."
Suddenly jorick pulled out a flamethrower and started torching everyone. Azarthes gathered all of his remaining strength and pushed Broby down into the time well. "GO BACK TO 2013! MAKE SSURE MAHZ PAYS HIS SERVER FEE! IF OLDGUILD DOWSNT FALL NONE OF THIS WILL HAVE TO HAPPEN"
Broby fell into the time well. He took one last look at what jorick had created. And then he hit the water...
THE END
thank you everyone for a long running series's I hope you enjoyed it it would not have been possssible without you.
"Don't listen to him broby, you are a man!" Said Azarthes from the bleachers.
The cloaked man sighed. "It matters not. You have come far to defeat me, you are strong."
"Do you really mean it?" Assked Broby, letting down his ssword.
"Yes, you have fought hard. It is only fair that I offer you....A SWIFT DEARTH""
Suddenly the man drew out his poison dagger and slashed Broby in the chest. Broby fell with a thud, gasping for air, as the poison spread throughout his system. "I have infected you with deadly pelican venom. You will be dead in mere minutes.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOO" said azarthes. He ran down the bleachers onto the foleyball court. "Broby, it's gonna be okay don't worry."
Suddenly azarthes heard a chk chk sound right behind him. It was the cloaked man and he shot azarthes in the back! He fell down. "Well, I guess this is the end old buddy" said Broby. "We got close didn't we?"
"Yes" responded azarthes "we had a lot of adventures,..,. Wait! Remember that magic pouch Nat gave you all those years ago?"
"Yes" said Broby "but it's my only memory I have of him."
"BROBYm ..nat... Remember what he said. He has said only use it when you need it the most."
"Ok ok I'm doing it."" Then
Then Broby took out a small pouch. He carefully removed the twist tie and opened the pouch. Out came an orb of pure energy. It sang the song of summoning teleportation "la la la la la la la la la la you have given us water, we give you our raincoats. Along the skiess of gray and the seas of blue, we call down the energy of the earth sea and sky. Our friends are in trouble la la la so we ask for your help"
Then the orb exploded into a blinding white light. The heroes could feel a presence. It spoke. "I have summoned the men who have the true spam spirit, may they help you on your way. "
"Teoinsanity, masster of cartoon physics"
"Areyoumymummy, doctor who No. 1 fan"
"Hamburgerhelper, master of brand names"
"Dervish, Battleblock theatre player"
"And Jorick, argument winner master"
From the light, 4 people appeared.
"Thank goodness" Saidazarthess. "Wait where is jorick?"
That's right everyone but jorick was teleported. "Wait" said the orb "it's impossible, but my radar says he is already in the room.
The cloaked man sighed. He slowly removed his hood. It was jorick!
"Jorick...why?" Asked Broby
"I'm sorry. I just wanted to be in control of spam. I'm the leader they need."
"Jorick... Not like this."
Suddenly jorick pulled out a flamethrower and started torching everyone. Azarthes gathered all of his remaining strength and pushed Broby down into the time well. "GO BACK TO 2013! MAKE SSURE MAHZ PAYS HIS SERVER FEE! IF OLDGUILD DOWSNT FALL NONE OF THIS WILL HAVE TO HAPPEN"
Broby fell into the time well. He took one last look at what jorick had created. And then he hit the water...
THE END
thank you everyone for a long running series's I hope you enjoyed it it would not have been possssible without you.
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