-husband is playing Payday with his mom, brother, and sister online-
"How about we not stand in these wide open spaces?"
-I walk by and start singing- "♫-Wide open spaces-♪"
"No, woman."
"No?"
"Don't you start singing that country crap."
"Whats going to happen if I do? You're going to stop enjoying my cooking? You already don't. You're going to make me sit under the blasting AC then bitch that you're hot? You already do that."
"Its grounds for divorce."
"Then I can get a cat and a girlfriend!"
"...I—"
"No, you don't get to watch."