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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Awson
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If neither of us are married before we turn 40, we'll get hitched.

Okay?
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Antarctic Termite
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I'm sorry, but... I don't believe in life after youth.

Alternatively,

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Do you mind if I cheat on you?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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Marriage is a holy sacrament. If man can get married to Spam, what else will we allow?
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Sooner or later people will want to marry Off-Topic, or even 1x1. It will be the end of humanity as we know it!
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Only if it's an open relationship. Sorry, hon, I just don't think you'd have enough stamina to satisfy the whole of Spam after dark.
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Marriage is a holy sacrament. If man can get married to Spam, what else will we allow?


Sex with ducks, please.
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Marriage is a holy sacrament. If man can get married to Spam, what else will we allow?


Duh bay-bul prohibits duh marriage of man and inturnet. Is against gawd's wurd.

Ey refurse to issue yer future may-rauge liscense.
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Sex with ducks, please.


Oooh, that does sound fun.
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So, has this thread turned into a "mock people against gay marriage" thread?
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So, has this thread turned into a "mock people against gay marriage" thread?


No, not really. Why? Did the past couple of posts hurt your feefees?
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No, not really. Why? Did the past couple of posts hurt your feefees?


No. I was just wondering.
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Do you mind if I cheat on you?


Yes, I mind.

Only if it's an open relationship. Sorry, hon, I just don't think you'd have enough stamina to satisfy the whole of Spam after dark.


Well a chunk of Spam will probably get married before 40. Between that, suicide, and car accidents there's not going to be a crazy amount of people left.

I think I can handle it. I live in Utah, after all.
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No, not really. Why? Did the past couple of posts hurt your feefees?


Is there any sort of cross-over between people who don't like gay marriage and people who write in RP's?

Like, RPing is a little gay really. Not much, but just a little. I mean, i'm straight most of the time, but when I write I feel a tad gay.
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Is there any sort of cross-over between people who don't like gay marriage and people who write in RP's?

Like, RPing is a little gay really. Not much, but just a little. I mean, i'm straight most of the time, but when I write I feel a tad gay.


stop writing about butt stuff?
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stop writing about butt stuff?


Even without butt stuff. I mean, the butt stuff can be gay too of course, but even without it...

I mean, how many decent writers are there who are also strict family-values moralists? Family values, generally speaking, is a social position taken up by people who failed to be human in any way other than being pissy about stupid shit.
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Yes, I mind.

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I think I can handle it. I live in Utah, after all.


Where abouts?
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Where abouts?


Tooele.
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If neither of us are married before we turn 40, we'll get hitched.

Okay?


As long as I get to be the husband, I'm game bby. <3
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As long as I get to be the husband, I'm game bby. <3


No deal.

I call the shots, here!
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