You tell me I can't bell a hot stake roasted turkey.
You tell me that I can't tie a bell in a hot stake rope.
You can't buy me and tie me some half of but, you expect me to get some gut.
I can't buy anything, but you can't summon anything.
I won't tell you if you won't rebel me any food.
I will slap you if you don't bop me right now.
I will kick you if you don't pick me for prom.
I will cry if you don't buy my favorite game.
I will kill you if you don't bill me.
I will steal you if you don't reveal me.
I will buy you if you don't let me.
I will kiss you if you don't list me.
I will NOT BOT you if you LOT me.
I will be happy, if you are not lappy.
I will play when you are not pay.
I will attack, when you are not back.
I will hit, when you bit.
I will look back, when you sagged.
I will lie, when you buyed.
I will steal, when you real.
I will read, when you lead.
I will follow, when you talked.
I will type, when you judged.
I will respond, when you criticized.
I will judge, when you grudged.

I will stop, when you read.
I will sigh, when you buyed.
I will die, when you sighed.
I will vouch, when you couched.
I will work, when you yorked.
I would work, when you wood.
I will goof, when you poofed.
I will host, when you post.
I will pond, when you responded.

Man, we're attracting a lot of fuckin' nerds these days.

Sorry, this original title was suppose to be named. I will quotes. I might add to the list!

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, THAT I AM DONE WITH NOT GETTING WHAT I WANT?
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT THE ANGER IN MY MIND, THE RAGE, IT'S FRUSTRATING.
ANYTHING THAT MATTERS WITH LIFE IS JUST A GAG, AINT IT?
ONE COMIC, ONE EYE.
YOU CAN'T ATTRACT ANYTHING WITHOUT THE REAL TOPIC.

(That was just a joke.)

I can't even with this.