Google told me it was cancer but I don't think that's right.
Is this normal or am i dying because i feel like im dying
Is this normal or am i dying because i feel like im dying
definite heart attack
but probably just heartburn or acid reflux. have a tums (or other antacid) and breathe evenly and you'll be fine.
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definite heart attack
Today I've eaten (in no particular order) chinese food, a tootsie-pop, two slices of pizza, a protein bar, a blueberry muffin, and some goldfish. So, maybe... probably just heartburn.
what up 8
Awson Waiting & Waiting
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4 yrs ago
No food causes hurt shoulders.
You slept on it funny or jerked off too hard.
You slept on it funny or jerked off too hard.
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what up 8
whats up mang
No food causes hurt shoulders.
You slept on it funny or jerked off too hard.
a: it's 7:30pm and it started hurting like an hour ago.
b: i'm right handed.
c: i totally made a 2nd thread that i now realize is 100% pointless. ive never been very good at posting :/
i totally made a 2nd thread that i now realize is 100% pointless. ive never been very good at posting :/
Hang in there, ya wee Yooper.
Vilageidiotx Jacobin of All Trades
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2 yrs ago
what type of pizza?
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Hang in there, ya wee Yooper.
<3
Tums helped, by the way!
what type of pizza?
Spinach and mushroom, it was quite good until it started killing me, actually.
Vilageidiotx Jacobin of All Trades
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might have been that. spinach has iron in it.
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Tums helped, by the way!
Good.
BrobyDDark Gentleman Spidey
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<Snipped quote by Awson>
a: it's 7:30pm and it started hurting like an hour ago.
b: i'm right handed.
c: i totally made a 2nd thread that i now realize is 100% pointless. ive never been very good at posting :/
Hey, I'm right handed and I jerk it with my left hand. It feels more natural.
Vilageidiotx Jacobin of All Trades
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i jerk it with both hands simultaneously. it isn't so much about area covered as it is sheer grip-strength.
The Nexerus Sui generis
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Google told me it was cancer but I don't think that's right.
Is this normal or am i dying because i feel like im dying
It is definitely cancer. You are going to die within the space of a week. Consult a legal professional to ensure your estate is in order.
Syben Digital Ghost
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Nobody asked the key question here.
How big was the pizza? Does thou even hoist sir?
How big was the pizza? Does thou even hoist sir?
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