Ah, here's a keeper
@Awson
>common as fuck euro-centric name because you don't wanna be special
2lame, fam
Shit, I don't match either of those criteria.
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Then you're doomed to die an NPC's death. Would you prefer dragon or homicidal protagonist?
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I would rather unfortunate circumstance as brought about by the correct collision of two unintended objects, therefore hurtling me mysteriously at an odd angle towards the horizon until I collide with the skybox and come back down to Earth.
Name him Peter and accept that every facet of your life doesn't need to be special or unique.
<3
Sometimes I think my sense of humor is wasted on you guys.
Those sound like Polish aliens.