That's not what I meant.

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I just imagine a deer with a saw instead of antlers

This entire concept is like what I'd expect from a heavy metal band's album cover from the U.P.

She's ovulating so hard that maybe she'd prefer some young buck to split her in half instead.

I mean "what?"

That's inappropriate.

There's this old video game called "The Colonel's Bequest" in which you play young detective Laura Bow and try to solve a murder mystery.

But in this game there are 3 million ways to die.

In the front hall of the house there's a rusty suit of armor. Somewhere along the way you find an oil can. So what do you do? Oil the suit of armor, cuz it's rusty. Know what happens? The arm holding the giant-ass battle axe falls off and slices your character in two pieces from head to toe.

So what I'm saying is I'm not looking for a young buck I'm looking for a knight in armor with a battle axe.

Reading through this thread was intense.

Reading through this thread was intense.

I just skimmed over it. All I got was ovaries and buck saw knight.

So I guess it was intense.

Fun fact: In the average woman's lifetime, she'll lose about ten gallons of blood through menstruation alone. That's enough blood loss to die twenty times over, and the total time spent bleeding comes to about seven years.

If only we could harness the hydro-electric potential of the flow, we could solve all the world's energy problems.