I've got my pc back, so let's bump dis' here shit.

Bump-a-ma-jig.

Bored as fuck.

Bring it on.

bump

What stuff do you like to do?

Got anything good for the Demon x Human selection

Can I PM you?

Just PM me.

Bump.

Are you good for a Blackmailer x Blackmailed or a Demon King x Human Princess?

Bump.

Bumpity.

The almighty bump.

Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump
I'm gonna bump you right down
Right off your thread
Make your RP with me
Put you in my PMs

Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump
I love to see you post
Up and down the forum
And when you replying to me that baby content

I like it like that
Oh, when you RP like that
You knocks me out
Right off of my account
Hoo, hoo, hoo, whoa, yeah

Bump the thread baby
Reply to the RP right now
And post that reply right now, baby
Whoa, yeah

And bump that thread
And bump that thread
Bump the thread, baby
And bump that thread

And you whisper in my chatbox
I can't take it like that
You knocks me out
And when you bump like that
I can't take it like that

Oh, when you bump like that
You knocks me out
Right off of my thread
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hoo, hoo, hoo

Bump the thread baby
Reply to the RP right now
And post that reply right now, baby
Whoa, yeah

Bump, Bump, Bump - John Lee RPer

Dump.

Bump.

Bump.

Human Vampire or Demon Vampire.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you bump? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Bumps, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret bumps on Al-Bumpeda, and I have over 300 confirmed bumps. I am trained in guerilla bumfare and I’m the top bumper in the entire US bumping forces. You are nothing to me but just another bump. I will wipe you the bump out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking bumps. You think you can get away with bumping that thread to me over the Internet? Bump again, poster. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bumpers across the USA and your thread is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bump, reader. The bump that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You’re fucking bumped, kid. I can bump anywhere, anytime, and I can bump your thread in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare fingers. Not only am I extensively trained in wordless bumping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Bumping Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable thread off the face of the continent, you little poster. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” bump was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit bump all over your threads and you will drown in it. You’re fucking bumped, kiddo.

tl;dr, bump.