1. Ave Satanas \m/
2. Shit, what else?
3. Defenestration - the act of throwing someone or something out a window

1. Christmas or Saturnalia?
2. What musical instruments do you play?
3. Do you think I should bury myself ass first in the sand?

1. u wot m8?
2. Don't you mock me i sware
3. well since you assumed that I knew what you were talking about in #1, and just decided I was a musical virtuoso in #2, I'm inclined to say yeah you damn well should jerk

1. Best thing from gifts?
2. What's the most racist thing a relative has said this holiday season?
3. How fucked up are you right now?

...homemade scarf...
...Elves are hot...
...not at all...

...do you like metal versions of non-metal songs...
...do you like loaded, chilie cheese foot longs...
...did you know you were trapped all along?

1. I think I generally prefer non-metal versions of metal songs, honestly. Not the biggest fan of metal, unless it's done more operatically than screamy, and I find a lot of metal covers to be overkill.

2. Ew, no.

3. Every human lives in a trap, from the snare of the womb to the quagmire of the grave. We love entrapment so much, thrive on it even, that we build it into our routine. Homes with walls and doors and locks, family with their bonds, obligations and other pitfalls.

So yeah. .-.

1. Would you rather have to live without your arms or your legs?

2. Best movie you've seen recently?

3. If a customer at a movie theatre at which you are employed comes up to you and demands some money because he's spilled buttery, greasy popcorn onto his pants and will now need them dry cleaned, what do you do?

...implying I have arms and legs, which I do. No. I very much like to manipulate my environs via my hands. I very much like and appreciate my bipedal mobility...

...MLP.mov...

...I would follow my company's rules and proceed to summon management. If I was management, I would give ButterCrotch a phone number to dial of which is one of my superiors. If I'm the tippitty top I would summon the legal team to handle this. If I'm maintenance, I would point ButterCrotch at one of the other employees...

...1. Why did you leave,
...2. Why were you crying,
...3. Where were you when the vulpines came to feed, and the trees started lying?

1. I had to buy some more melons! Sheesh you're clingy! <.<
2. I...I wasn't crying! I was chopping onions while watching Grave of the Fireflies!
3. Uh...I had to return some videotapes.

1. If you were walking down the street and saw two dudes in clown makeup and bright red speedos beating each other with rubber hammers, how would you react?
2. Did you see Star Wars yet?
3. Er...I'm out of questions now, so do you mind watching my cat while I find some more?

...I would pull over, put on my phones, put on my sped up, club remixes, whip out my...tablet, record and increase music to annoyingly loud, finally post result on utube...

...No...

...kitty meow. Kitty MEOW!!

...1. Would you, could you in the rain,
...2. Would you, could you through the pain,
...3. Would you, could you dance again, with me, under the sky and through the leaves?

Considering we've never danced in the first place we couldn't dance AGAIN in any weather.

1.Have you seen The Force Awakens?
2.Kylo Ren or Darth Vader?
3. R2D2 or BB8? (For those who have not seen the movie, BB8 is the Droid who moves on top of a ball.)