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The animal shelter here is really top notch.

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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Direct quote from their facebook page:

"we have a little Docksin we have some she Wawa's we have some pics we have lots of variety of different breads"
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Update:

Comment section conversation goes as follows:

Person: WTF is a docksin
OP: A whiner dog

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by The Nexerus
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The person who runs their Facebook page probably studies English as a second language, and it is extremely problematic of you to ridicule them for that.
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How racist of you to assume that!
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Shit man you got me.
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I'll take that over hearing someone call my jalapeños "jal-op-en-os" any day.
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Shit man you got me.


Plus the lady is definitely white, and in response to the spelling errors pointed out to her in the comment section, she said "lol i was talking to my phone for the speach thing but it probly didn't understand me cuz i was at the dennist today and i cant feel my mouth"
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Plus the lady is definitely white, and in response to the spelling errors pointed out to her in the comment section, she said "lol i was talking to my phone for the speach thing but it probly didn't understand me cuz i was at the dennist today and i cant feel my mouth"


ALL white people are immigrants you fucking troglodyte, she can still not be a native English speaker

I don't think that's how speech-to-text works? If I mispronounce a word the program doesn't sound out what I said, or add unnecessary 'n's.
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I don't think that's how speech-to-text works? If I mispronounce a word the program doesn't sound out what I said, or add unnecessary 'n's.


Yeah I mean why not just say "i'm uneducated/don't speak english as my first language/i'm a troglodyte/i'm fucking horrible at spelling"?

I mean it's the internet, everyone's pretty willing to forgive others' mistakes.
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Yeah I mean why not just say "i'm uneducated/don't speak english as my first language/i'm a troglodyte/i'm fucking horrible at spelling"?


Oh better yet, why not try? I can see maybe not giving a shit if you're just IMing a friend, but when you're representing an organization, the least you can do is do a search on the word you're thinking of trying to spell and have Google correct you.
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Oh better yet, why not try? I can see maybe not giving a shit if you're just IMing a friend, but when you're representing an organization, the least you can do is do a search on the word you're thinking of trying to spell and have Google correct you.


Yeah, there's this thing called "professionalism" that I hear is found in hidden caches throughout the fields of Ireland. They say that leprechauns have hidden them on that Emerald Isle...
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Yeah, there's this thing called "professionalism" that I hear is found in hidden caches throughout the fields of Ireland. They say that leprechauns have hidden them on that Emerald Isle...


St. Patrick's day is over now, no one cares about the Irish anymore.
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WELL NO WONDER YOU CAN'T FIND PROFESSIONALISM
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Your Jalapeños?
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I was actually doing some research on Irish and Celtic folklore and came across the Clurichaun, the drunken cousin to the Leprechaun. Basically, if you're a drunk and you dick over another drunk, this little fella will sneak into your house at night, wreck everything you own then, if you have a wine cellar, spoil all of your wine.
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<Snipped quote by Taaj>

Oh better yet, why not try? I can see maybe not giving a shit if you're just IMing a friend, but when you're representing an organization, the least you can do is do a search on the word you're thinking of trying to spell and have Google correct you.


You'd think, but for some reason people representing organizations seem to be the most illiterate bunch out there. One of my favorites, which I found all by myself whilst job hunting, is so great that I put it in my sig rotator.

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