As the Type VII U-boat rode the crest of the wave, Lars Ulrich snapped the briefcase shut to shield its contents from the incoming water and held it out to his reptilian co-conspirator.
"I guess this concludes our meeting," Lars said, "I am glad that the Aryan and Intergalactic Lizard community have once again seen eye to eye on this matter."
The lizard man hissed. Dr. Rolf Finkle's assistant - a hunchbacked, beady eyed, hooked nosed rodent of a man - hastily translated.
"He says that Hitler must wipe out Poland first, for they are the greatest threat to the Intergalactic Lizard cause at this time." Dinkleham Durshawitz explained.
Dr. Rolf Finkle cracked a grin, then cracked a shot at the lizard man. He fellated the still smoking barrel of his Luger and turned away from its mewling, screaming pre-corpse.
"Why have you done this?!" Dinkleham screamed.
"Lizards, intergalactic or no, will never be Aryans," said Dr. Rolf Ulrich coolly, "never."
He rolled the lizard's body off of the side of the surfing Type VII and snatched the suitcase up from the deck.
"But think of the ramifications!" Dinkleham said, knocking his knees together like a distressed anime girl.
Rolf twirled the Luger on his finger then blasted Dinkleham's face away. "Think of the Judaifications, Mr. Jew. Ain't no Jews gonna be on my U-boat crew." Lars said; the studio audience cheered and hollered.
The U-boat was quite a special one indeed: it was outfitted with a reptilian hyper-maser delivered to Rolf's hands for the price of six million reichsmarks and a toffee apple. But now with the briefcase back in his hands, he had retained this six million reichsmarks and the toffee apple. Consequently he had attained this reptilian hyper-mazer for the low, low price of zilch. Zilch, it occurred to Rolf, was a nice, Aryan sounding word.
Dinkleham wasn't even Jewish, but it was too late, and his life had already been snuffed out by the snapping maws of the sharks in the waters below.
"I guess this concludes our meeting," Lars said, "I am glad that the Aryan and Intergalactic Lizard community have once again seen eye to eye on this matter."
The lizard man hissed. Dr. Rolf Finkle's assistant - a hunchbacked, beady eyed, hooked nosed rodent of a man - hastily translated.
"He says that Hitler must wipe out Poland first, for they are the greatest threat to the Intergalactic Lizard cause at this time." Dinkleham Durshawitz explained.
Dr. Rolf Finkle cracked a grin, then cracked a shot at the lizard man. He fellated the still smoking barrel of his Luger and turned away from its mewling, screaming pre-corpse.
"Why have you done this?!" Dinkleham screamed.
"Lizards, intergalactic or no, will never be Aryans," said Dr. Rolf Ulrich coolly, "never."
He rolled the lizard's body off of the side of the surfing Type VII and snatched the suitcase up from the deck.
"But think of the ramifications!" Dinkleham said, knocking his knees together like a distressed anime girl.
Rolf twirled the Luger on his finger then blasted Dinkleham's face away. "Think of the Judaifications, Mr. Jew. Ain't no Jews gonna be on my U-boat crew." Lars said; the studio audience cheered and hollered.
The U-boat was quite a special one indeed: it was outfitted with a reptilian hyper-maser delivered to Rolf's hands for the price of six million reichsmarks and a toffee apple. But now with the briefcase back in his hands, he had retained this six million reichsmarks and the toffee apple. Consequently he had attained this reptilian hyper-mazer for the low, low price of zilch. Zilch, it occurred to Rolf, was a nice, Aryan sounding word.
Dinkleham wasn't even Jewish, but it was too late, and his life had already been snuffed out by the snapping maws of the sharks in the waters below.