haha... I'm 29, not 32 xD

I'm turning 13 on the 13th of September (ha, irony). Don't forget my motherfucking cookies. *glares at you all*

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wake me up when september ends

you'll never wake up

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YEAH BECAUSE WE FORGET TO WAKE UP BILLY JOE EVERY YEAR.

shhhhhh

nobody will ever know

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Everybody knows.

I have to say, I'm surprised that you're a Virgo even though I think you mentioned it to me before. Anyway, added to the list. I'll be the first one to run to your inbox on the day of your birthday. :P

Well that was anti-climactic.

Ha, all those "star sign" personality things are complete crap. That, and I act completely different online than I do irl. I mean, irl, I'm way weirder. Which is actually humanly impossible. So I'm like a walking black hole generator, I dunno how these things work.

Also, true story, I opened a banana with two iPhones and a pen.

I think star signs can be taken lightly, no need to bash. One can either derive some assurance from how the reading says they're (so and so positive trait) and the reader finds that it "matches up". Or simply use it as a form of entertainment.

And anyway, this is getting beefed up. I hope it gets a special sticky.

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RIP my personal beliefs. Nah, I don't believe in just star signs and I think there is some science in it, but it's from polling results and not from the alignment of the stars. It's weird. I'm just into them because I'm a weird person in general. Mysticism, tarot cards, that type of thing.

I'm generally that weird friend you go to when you have a question about the paranormal. That's actually how I met one of my best friends.
And how the hell did you manage to do that?

I used the lid of the pen to push holes in the banana skin, bashed it to death with one iPhone, then smashed the other one's screen (I got punched XD) and used a piece of glass to cut open the banana and squeeze out the bashed contents.

It got ugly from there.

Dude, I thought you're a late 90s baby. How the heck did you know about the genius?