@ConstantlyComic

For some reason I just can't get the scene out of my head where Goliath is fighting Gilles de Rais and destroying all his art, and Gilles of course is fliping his shit and is just like "YOU BASTARD! YOU MONSTER HOW CAN YOU DESTROY SUCH WONDERFUL ART!? YOU PHILISTINE!"

And then Goliath stops in his tracks, his Mad Enhancement banished. Slowly he sinks to his knees and a single tear rolls down his cheek. "B-but..." The once mighty warrior stammers. "I am a Philistine."

Then of course Gilles stops his ranting and casts his eyes shamefully downward before going forward to pat the sad giant on the shoulder and leand him the much needed emotional suport. One by one, all the other Masters and Servants of the war join in.

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... That is amazing. The mental image of Gilles' slender, pale, clawed fingers curling around Goliath's shoulder is pure hilarity.

@Unoedipal
So, Raijinslayer has agreed to have Oliver Hallett summon Masamune. Let what the Grail has joined together, no ancient crystallized dream soul separate!

When can I start posting?

@BioHazard
Cupid is a Divine Spirit, so he's ineligible as a Servant.

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aw... because it only said about individuals still alive in myths today. What would you prefer then a Saber or a Lancer?

Individuals without human blood: Not eligible. (Exceptions can potentially be made on a case-by-case basis)

For some reason I just can't get the scene out of my head where Goliath is fighting Gilles de Rais and destroying all his art, and Gilles of course is fliping his shit and is just like "YOU BASTARD! YOU MONSTER HOW CAN YOU DESTROY SUCH WONDERFUL ART!? YOU PHILISTINE!"

And then Goliath stops in his tracks, his Mad Enhancement banished. Slowly he sinks to his knees and a single tear rolls down his cheek. "B-but..." The once mighty warrior stammers. "I am a Philistine."

Then of course Gilles stops his ranting and casts his eyes shamefully downward before going forward to pat the sad giant on the shoulder and leand him the much needed emotional suport. One by one, all the other Masters and Servants of the war join in.

So, Raijinslayer has agreed to have Oliver Hallett summon Masamune. Let what the Grail has joined together, no ancient crystallized dream soul separate!

How has everyone been doing today by the way (outside of observing a class of "Third Graders from the Black Lagoon")?

@Holy Grail

First day off after a week padded out with overtime. Im relaxing with a bowl of ice cream and beer, watching game of thrones and waiting for Total War Warhammer to come out.

One of you bloody landlubbers beta ge me ma master, or I wont send you no pizza rolls in the mail.