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Code breaks a lot of the lines.

You can click view raw on top right corner of the post for the source code.

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@Leidenschaft, having fun changing oil?
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@Leidenschaft, having fun changing oil?


Fuck no

You need me to post tonight or are you just checking in with your beloved ol Schafty?
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Fuck no

You need me to post tonight or are you just checking in with your beloved ol Schafty?


Just stroking the Schaft.

Though a post would be cool too.
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Ok I will need to see where I should begin reading to know where I can enter.
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Just stroking the Schaft.


bueno

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Ok I will need to see where I should begin reading to know where I can enter.


I think @Frizan made a summary a while ago; let me try to find that for you. In the meantime, you can give your soul to ask the Friz nicely for an up-to-date version.

Edit: From the horse's mouth...

Well, this whole thing started out in The Reach. The company was contracted for the removal of Forsworn from a redoubt. Despite a few causalities it was a roaring success. The redoubt is where we picked up Vurwe(then commandeered by Chrononaut). The company found some Forsworn cubs at the Redoubt as well. One was a dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbag,like mebut we caught'em. Decided to send them all to a safer place where they weren't as likely to grow into misanthropic sociopaths.

After the mission at the redoubt was concluded, the company moved to Windhelm. A few members went their own separate ways during a stop at Rorikstead. Once the remaining mercenaries arrived at Windhelm, Ashav set up shop to try to get some fresh faces into the company, and he was fairly successful if I recall correctly. But everything changed when the Kamal attacked.

Then the Kamal attacked, laying siege to Windhelm. A defense force comprised of battle-ready citizens, city guard, the White River Braves, the Dawnguard vampire hunters, and our company held the docks for a while, but a barrage of giant ice spikes forced everyone to retreat into the city. The kamal continued to blast the walls with missiles for a while, until they got bored of that and started sending corpses over the walls instead.

Now, amidst the siege, the local Argonian population have decided it would be a good time to freak the fuck out and start a riot. That's where we are right now.


Now, Frizan will extend this to the latest post. Failure to do so will result in his permanent dismissal.
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Now, Frizan will extend this to the latest post. Failure to do so will result in his permanent dismissal.

Seems fair to me @gcold
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I am interested in seeing how Daixanos will emerge.
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Damnit GC I'm a Runner not a Scribe.

Right, so, while the more combat-proficient of the company provided the guards with support regarding the rioters, a few others(Sagax, Tsleeixth, and an NPC guard named Frald) went to track down the Argonian Pakseech(local Argonian elder) to try and get him to calm the rioters down. When the aforementioned amigos found him, it was decided that Tsleeixth, being a fellow Argonian, would do all the talking. Through emotional appeal which then lead to the consideration of the logical outcome of trying to leave the city through conventional ways(that being certain death at the hands of the Kamal), the Pakseech relented and agreed with Tsleeixth that the riot would do more harm than good. The elder then gathered the Argonian population in front of Candlehearth Hall and commanded all hostilities cease. The streets of Windhelm grew quiet again.

While all this was going on, Farid and Leif were attempting to cash in on a bounty, but instead of finding someone to put them IN jail, they were trying to break someone OUT. The "bounty" on this man's head was put there by a friend trying to get him out. The escape route that Farid, Leif, and Anders(the wanted man) took was through the sewers. As if simply being down there wasn't bad enough, the trio came across a crazed Argonian snake charmer. The witch got taken down, though Farid got poisoned by the stabby end of the charmer's instrument. He lived though. After getting out, Anders immediately shot for where he thought his friend was. The client that hired Farid was dead, killed by a Kamal missile that was hurled over the walls. In his boot was a key that opened a box. Inside was Farid and Leif's pay(well not really, it was meant for Anders, but ya know, details details), and a bit of paper. The paper documented several plans, including but not limited to, proposal to the high king for banning all intoxicants, the possibility of the construction of a Thu'um academy, and soul-trapping undesirables. The Black-Briars had contracted the Thieves Guild, of which Anders was a part of, to steal these documents, but Anders failed and was thrown in prison. Instead of handing it over to the Black-Briars though, Farid and Leif gave the paper to Ashav for review.

Not that any of that would matter though, as the Kamal took no time in finally taking the city. In a strange display of honor, the Kamal commander sent a request for a duel to Windhelm's Jarl, Lodevemar. The Jarl accepted, and was unceremoniously slaughtered by the giant. As fired-up guards and citizens rushed out to avenge Lodevemar, the Kamal seized the opportunity and launched ice spikes straight into the gears of the open gates, jamming them. The Snow Demons charged in and began killing all resisters. Our company and several others escaped through underground tunnels, leading out into Anga's Mill. The bridge crossing a crevice before the exit fell, though, and many people fell straight to the dooms, one meeting their end by a dagger wielded by a certain someone. It only got worse after emerging at the mill, as the Kamal were already there, patrolling with mounts. The company and other survivors bolted into the woods, towards Dawnstar, and even more people were killed, including Utu-Ja, then-commandeered by Haeo.

The survivors stopped shortly at Nightgate Inn, and continued on to Dawnstar, where the company spent the night. This is where Ashav met the company's benefactor, a Nord named Gustav. He was the client that hired the company for, and financed the Reach expedition and got the mercenaries a place to stay in Windhelm(it was a bare warehouse, but that's an aside). The Nord was allegedly guided by the words of a prophet who told of a great crisis in the future, and had used the Reach mission as a field-trial. The prophet then relayed that the first conflict would be in Windhelm. What Gustav did not know, however, was that the conflict would be headed by denizens of Akavir. Currently, Gustav is not sure of the next step to take against the invaders. In the mean time, while their benefactor waits for further word from his prophet, our company is joining up with Dawnstar sailors and the East Empire Company along with the Jarl and his men on a rescue operation to Winterhold. Another disaster struck the town, and it is no more, aside from the College, which has been cut off from the mainland due to the bridge collapsing.

The way over was bumpy, but most everyone made it. Now on the 14th of Sun's Height, The Courtesan floats near the College of Winterhold. Currently aboard are Dumhuvud, Leif, Sadri, Orakh, Rhasha'Dar, and a few sailors, who are fighting off Ice Wraiths after sailing over to a shoreline when they saw smoke rising into the air, denoting a fire and possibly a survivor. The rest, that being Sevine, Farid, Roze, Do'Karth, Ariane, Keegan, S'Riracha, Tsleeixth, Solveig, Sagax, and seven NPC sailors, have gone through the Midden after doing a bit of rock climbing and are now in the College proper.

Holy fuck so much shit has gone by.
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Nice @Frizan
A fine tale
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Great work, @Frizan. I hereby appoint you our official summarizer, it will your duty and honor to keep track of our events for future applicants.
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The Dunmer launched forward, only to be held back by R'ihanna. “She barely escaped her abusive fiance, and Azura's guidance was the only light. Do we look like villains?”


Are we going to have a Redguard rapper attack us in the future?
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<Snipped quote by gcold>

Are we going to have a Redguard rapper attack us in the future?


Beware of K'ristoffer Braun, his top "hits" are not enjoyable for everyone.

I've edited the IC explaining her boat being blown away after landing. Moral of the story: learn to use that anchor.
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Are we going to have a Redguard rapper attack us in the future?


He's going to drop Sadri like his mixtape.
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He's going to drop Sadri like his mixtape.


Sadri's been cappin' muhfuckas of that sort before that fuck was even born, m8
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Sadri's been cappin' muhfuckas of that sort before that fuck was even born, m8


Sadri da OG droppin fuccbois
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Sadri's been cappin' muhfuckas of that sort before that fuck was even born, m8


#CallmeDarkienow #poppop #Don'tEvenNeedHands
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I'll get a post up later
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I'll get a post up later


So Jorwen is still aboard The Courtesan right?

I was going to write a post today for Leif, but I decided to hold back, maybe let some of you other blokes get a post in before speedy-mcspeedster gets a word in.
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