I'm going to kneed you to abstain from such actions. *ba dum tss*

You're the worst.
Is it national punday today? Because you've just been all about the puns today.

And so that my post isn't entirely unrelated to the thread:
No crushes on the Guild, since I've come to realise everyone likeable seems to live in an entirely different continent than I.

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You're the worst.
Is it national punday today? Because you've just been all about the puns today.

And so that my post isn't entirely unrelated to the thread:
No crushes on the Guild, since I've come to realise everyone likeable seems to live in an entirely different continent than I.

Hey, in signing the friendship policy you should have read the fine print regarding puns and how everyday is National Pun Day.
Gestures to his signature which may or may not have been forged

WHERE DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM? Welcome, the large horde of you that just arrived.

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September 13th because I want myself a girl desperately

Not exactly how my offered service works, but I'll dissect what I can. Based on the fact that September 13th lines up with Virgo, then that's what you are. Virgos are Earth signs and are fairly tricky. Out of all the Earth signs, Virgo can be one of the more "difficult" OR "easier" one to work with depending on how you spin it. Virgos only have one major keypoint of compatibility which is water. Unlike Taurus, Virgo is compatible with all three water signs - Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces. This is where Virgo tends to be unique - they are flexible to almost ALL OTHER SIGNS although Fire and Air are typically hit or miss. For Virgo, your astrological partner might be Libra, another Virgo, Pisces, Cancer, Capricorn or Scorpio.

Hope that was a fun read at least.

@Cynder Welp, I've never taken the fact that I'm a Virgo as a good sign for my sex life. Maybe it's the same for others. X'D

Welp, I've never taken the fact that I'm a Virgo as a good sign for my sex life. Maybe it's the same for others. X'D

I rather like Virgos as I was mostly raised by them. They make excellent parents once they find the right person to "settle down" with. Virgos aren't much for dating, but they usually find long lasting relationships because of this.

Well, I was raised by my mom (another Virgo) for the majority of my life. I actually want to date, but really I'm so freakin' nervous around girls.

Well, I was raised by my mom (another Virgo) for the majority of my life. I actually want to date, but really I'm so freakin' nervous around girls.

My advice to you is to hone your socializing skills and strategies online. It's much easier to bring them into the real world after this. It's not extremely easy and it takes some time and effort. I think you can do it, though. Same goes for anyone else who is dealing with this problem. It took me about three years, but I've been forcing myself into socializing with others and attending different social functions.

It's beginning to pay off.

There is this one girl I've been wanting to ask out. We met a few years ago, at the local library of all places. We talked, and she's funny and shy and an otaku, so I thought about it. I met her a few months ago again, and I want to ask her out in person, but pretty much the only time she's in town is when she's working at a certain restaurant who had a creepy royal as its mascot.

I want to ask her out in person, because I know it's the proper, gentlemanly thing to do. I'm thinking something simple, like coffee.

@Cynder Oh boy, I'd love a clickbait star analysis. :3

July 28th is my bday.

There is this one girl I've been wanting to ask out. We met a few years ago, at the local library of all places. We talked, and she's funny and shy and an otaku, so I thought about it. I met her a few months ago again, and I want to ask her out in person, but pretty much the only time she's in town is when she's working at a certain restaurant who had a creepy royal as its mascot.

I want to ask her out in person, because I know it's the proper, gentlemanly thing to do. I'm thinking something simple, like coffee.

Do whatever feels right to you. Do you have her number? Invite her to the park for a walk or something and then go from there. Or maybe keep hoping that something will happen between the two of you. Whatever happens, I'm a strong believer that events will play out as exactly as they were meant to. If you aren't a believer in destiny, then there's always the option of taking action.

Remember that we're all rooting for you!

July 28th is my bday.

You were born either early or in the middle of the Leo cycle. I believe early, so that's what I'm going to go off of. Leos who are in the early arc stages tend to be more emotional like their close neighbor, Cancer. This isn't a bad thing as these Leos tend to be very well-placed with Pisces and Cancer, which may not be necessarily true for other Leos. As you are a Leo, I'd heavily recommend staying away from Earth signs. The best sets for an early Leo would include another Leo, Gemini, Sagittarius (especially!), Libra and even Pisces or Cancer.

Additionally, happy belated birthday!

@Cynder Oh man Cynder I can get in on this. I'm October 18th~ Give my gay ass some love advice :P

@Cynder

Your mystical powers intrigue me. I demand service! 6th of March!

@Cynder Oh man Cynder I can get in on this. I'm October 18th~ Give my gay ass some love advice :P

Don't date a man to keep your gay ass title.

Let's see, October 18th is Libra, but it's dangerously close to Scorpio. That means you're likely right near the cusp if not actually on it. Basically: you likely have traits from both signs and are technically compatible with Water, Air, Fire and Earth. Though for your sake and sanity, I would not recommend a Taurus to you as Scorpios and Taurus tends to be natural enemies. Then again, you lean closer to Libra, so you might be alright! For your birthday, though, I'd personally recommend another Libra, Aquarius, Capricorn, Leo, Sagittarius, and maybe even Cancer.

@Cynder If you could throw April 20th in there as well I would much appreciate it O.O

Your mystical powers intrigue me. I demand service! 6th of March!

The love fortune teller is at your service.

Seeing as you were born in early March, you're in the middle arc of Pisces. The middle arc of Pisces is less emotional than the arcs that is sits between and is usually an excellent people person. Middle arc Pisces love to socialize and can be good with any sign if they are determined enough. However, Pisces tend to attract abusers and need to be particularly careful when picking a romantic partner. For Pisces, I'd recommend Taurus, Capricorn, Cancer, Scorpio and maybe even Leo or Gemini.

If you could throw April 20th in there as well I would much appreciate it O.O

I sure can!

Seeing as your birthday is April 20th, you, like Rica, lie very close to a cusp if you are not already on it. This means that you have traits of the two signs that you sit between which would include Aries and Taurus. You must have an explosive temper if someone REALLY gets on your bad side. Like other cusps, you are technically compatible with Water, Air, Fire, and Earth. For your sake, however, I'd not recommend Scorpio as they and Taurus like to make natural enemies out of each other. Based on your birthday, I'd recommend another Aries, Leo, Capricorn, Gemini, Aquarius and even Cancer or Pisces.

I dun't get it.

WHERE DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM? Welcome, the large horde of you that just arrived.

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Not exactly how my offered service works, but I'll dissect what I can. Based on the fact that September 13th lines up with Virgo, then that's what you are. Virgos are Earth signs and are fairly tricky. Out of all the Earth signs, Virgo can be one of the more "difficult" OR "easier" one to work with depending on how you spin it. Virgos only have one major keypoint of compatibility which is water. Unlike Taurus, Virgo is compatible with all three water signs - Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces. This is where Virgo tends to be unique - they are flexible to almost ALL OTHER SIGNS although Fire and Air are typically hit or miss. For Virgo, your astrological partner might be Libra, another Virgo, Pisces, Cancer, Capricorn or Scorpio.

Hope that was a fun read at least.

*gasp*
being a libra finally pays off

*gasp*
being a libra finally pays off

In my experience, Libras and Virgos are VERY compatible.

Don't date a man to keep your gay ass title.

Well of course that's step number one

EDIT BECAUSE I HIT POST TOO SOON LIKE A STUPID:

I knew the Libra thing but I didn't know I was close to the cusp for the Libra-Scorpio and looking into it that explains a lot of weird non-Libra-ish shit about myself.

Yes I do vaguely believe in this stuff you guys just learned something new about me. Enjoy :P