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No sleep for me I guess

Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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I moved recently and there's a lock on my bedroom door. I don't use it because the housemates I have seem relatively nice and I could probably take em in a fight.

Anyway I haven't used the lock at all because I'm more afraid of locking myself out than getting my shit stolen.

I just got up because I couldn't sleep and I figured I'd just read or something in the living room for a while.

Except when I went to open the door it was locked. I don't remember locking it. So now I'm faced with a few possibilities. Either I locked it and just don't remember (sleepwalking??) Which is disturbing in its own right, or someone else locked it.

Just gonna go with the former for my own peace of mind.

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break in and steal sleep from your own bed.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Dinh AaronMk
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Clearly we must perform an exorcism. And not the pussy Christian exorcisms either.

I'll go get a long knife and a horse. Keep the door open and light some candles.
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I posted a story about it on Snapchat so if I die or go missing or something my loved ones will have at least one clue to follow
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It was me.
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Goddamnit Awson at least say hi when you visit
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He didn't visit. He did it with his mind.
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He didn't visit. He did it with his mind.


Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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He didn't visit. He did it with his mind.


Not even a telepathic hello then. Still rude.
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Soz. I had a lot more girls I had to scare that night.
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Awson is like a girl-scaring boogy man. He's a sort of spring-heeled jack for the modern era.
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I posted a story about it on Snapchat so if I die or go missing or something my loved ones will have at least one clue to follow


Shhh, don't give the Paranormal Activity movies ideas.
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Speaking of all this scary stuff, a game is currently being crowdfunded with the AR camera mechanics of Pokemon GO and the aesthetics of a typical horror movie. It's called Night Terrors and is designed to be played at night, with headphones.
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Speaking of all this scary stuff, a game is currently being crowdfunded with the AR camera mechanics of Pokemon GO and the aesthetics of a typical horror movie. It's called Night Terrors and is designed to be played at night, with headphones.


Did you lock Taaj's door as part of a marketing stunt?
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