@KRIEEEG
Here's the plan.
1) Keep the head.
2) Use it for whatever.

Any questions?

Here's Bobs plan:

1)Loot the body
2)Turn the head into a liquid spewer. Then electrify the head, causing everything to be zapped.
3)Figure out how to weaponize the body... Explosives?
4)???
5)Maximum profit achieved.

It already adores my chain. Why not put it on a pole as our sigil. I mean how man monster groups can say that they have a constantly drooling elf head on a stick, huh?

@6slyboy6
I volunteer Stride's head as tribute to this fabulous idea. Hell, lets get a wagon or something to carry our shit around in, and mount it on a flagpole with a team flag on it.

YESSSSSSSSSS

I feel compelled to say how much I love this fucking team!

I just realized again.

That's not drool, that's blood mixed with drool!

@KRIEEEG
It's the fucking creme-de-la-creme of sheer greatness.

And thus, our first tavern brawl ends with only one casualty. One scarcely knows whether to be relieved or disappoinded. Probably the latter.

@6slyboy6
That is perhaps for the best. Otherwise, I would have conjured something even worse to unleash upon the party. Such as an overweight Illithid who summons giant blue ticks from another dimension.

@Oraculum
Didn't we say no to that idea before?

And also, yes. Good thing we all (expect Stride) lived through it. I plan for Grox on the long run. Not too smart, a bit too strong, and perfectly awkward and orcish enough.

@6slyboy6
Not quite. The closest we had to it was this, and even then our wise dungeon master's only objection was that the character was unbalanced. But fear not, I shall not inflict such horrors upon you unless forced to it by the untimely demise of our friend the spider, which I hope shall occur no time soon.

(Though now I cannot but find that concept fascinating. I might just introduce him as an auxiliary background character whom Khri'zhatt can occasionally visit, exposing the entire party to his madness.)

@Oraculum
Don't even get me started on background characters. There are some cool guys that you're yet to see.

One of them actually shows up soon.

@KRIEEEG great I will use this needlessly large potato to break Tugroks natural mana blockade that prevents him from using magic and the like, because potato. I will make the post tomorrow though, not sure if I let him find it in that post or a bit later, maybe on the marketplace or beneath the rubble of the inn ooor someone else finds one.

@6slyboy6 gawd damnit, not again. Fixed it.

Hey guys, now that you're all friends getting along not hating each other shit, this is hard not actively trying to kill each other GOT IT!, I figure we'd better have a dialogue system that is not making a huge post, put one line of dialogue in it and hope the person it's meant to answers in his next post. This not only makes a regular dialogue pretty damn hard ("Hey, how is it going?" "fine, you?" "Ohh, you know. I lost my head, but then a paladin who happens to be an ogre fixed me while an orc and spiderman tried to kill each other destroying an inn in the proccess, nothing unusual"), but also does not allow for the characters to have a decent conversation with NPCs when they need to ask a crap load of questions and such.

My idea is to have the conversations via PM or OOC and then one of the participants posts it on the IC, preferably the one who's going to advance the plot a little bit. Through PM might be better as it will keep the OOC clean and avaible for important stuff (like allowing a potato to become a plot device), now that I think about it.

@KRIEEEG
I'm cool with whatever, as long as Stride gets a new head somehow.

@DiZL ReloadeD
I fucking love Tugrok. He's so simplistic and amazing. I'd vote him as the party leader any day.

Awful internet connection both form home and from work. Will post again september first (this took me 4 tries to go, it's frustrating)

I have a very important question now. One that is crucial to this team.

Was the pumpkin saved? The music box was burned in it, and it's the only way to play music.

I have a very important question now. One that is crucial to this team.

Was the pumpkin saved? The music box was burned in it, and it's the only way to play music.

If you somehow dig through what is left of the inn, sure, why not?

Worst case scenario, we can animate your head to turn it in a radio thingie.

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If you somehow dig through what is left of the inn, sure, why not?

Worst case scenario, we can animate your head to turn it in a radio thingie.

Dude. I have 5 words with that idea.

Sound Cannon on a Wagon.

We just use the head with the music (and some mighty fine mechanics from the gob) and we literally make peoples ears bleed from the intensity of the music.

Unfortunately we'd probably receive secondhand deafness, but who cares, we're killing enemies with a cannon made from a drooling elf that fires a goddamn torrent of ear rape.

I can already imagine the crime scene.

"Sir, we have... um... information, regarding the murders?"
"Well speak up then!"
"The victim's head... um... exploded, and had salivation from a male half-elf in his blood."
"Was he gay?"
"No, and the elf has been deceased for a good while."
"What else was there?"
"...his ears came off, and were mainly fine aside from the blood running down the lobe."
"What the fuck...?"

Hold the phone, Sound Cannon on a wagon? A drooling head that fires ear rape and god knows how much drool? Hope you don't mind the fact this will look horrible awesome! This will be dangerous for everyone nearby, but who would let that stop them from doing it anyways? Maybe we could consider really good ear plugs so we end up shouting all the time while our theme blares in the background. Who needs stealth when they will run in fear from hearing our advance?

All right, we just got to stick an amplifier up to the radio elf and crank it to 11. Drool is optional, but it is vital to rub as much salt in their wounds as possible. Best super weapon ever.