Greetings, I'm just here for the cookies.
ArenaSnow - I've been seeing a pattern with you. One I get the feeling has been going on for a while.
Word of advice, don't accept cookies from the strangers. Some are soul stealing, others are poisoned and others yet are actually tough oatmeal raisin cookies disguised as chocolate chips or chocolate chips with chocolate laxatives.
Few people can be trusted here with the cookies, I am one of them. I am the Guilds resident chef and bartender, I can make you what you want.