<Snipped quote by ArenaSnow>
Hell yeah!
(But tbh, if there ever will be a second episode, I'd love to join.)
It's become something of a monthly habit.
@Dinh AaronMk and I do them back and forth, though I think Aaron is getting a bit bored. It being the holidays it won't be too difficult to come up with themes at least. Anyway...
...Let's do this shit.
Something makes MayLien cry. Is it regret for how she brutally murdered Hollyburst, the sudden realization who she has become as she practices murder? Or is it the Whoppers she received, and that disheartening feeling when you bite into a malted ball and it dawns on you that you wasted your time and money on... this?!
Undertale makes the same tragic mistake ArenaSnow did earlier, discovering to his horror that we don't allow outbound calls in, you know, our enclosed arena.
Skeleton Kid... well, let us review skeleton kid, because I am beginning to love the little rascal. So far, he has...
-Bathed in Jason's blood (okay, not that lovable here).
-Ravenously stuffed his face with candy.
-Did the Time Warp.
-Sent shivers down tsukune's spine.
-Looked so silly that Gary Johnson died from laughing at him.
-Teamed up with X-Tan to throw toilet paper over the Hooplah Fish's house.
-Jumped out and scared the Hoolpah Fish.
-Made a deal with the devil.
-Traded candy with Shoryu, Hollyburst, the Cockle, and tsukune.
-Followed Undertale and me and helped us sacrifice Mike Myers to the old gods (This wouldn't be lovable if it weren't for the little-brother way he joined up with us.
-He did the Time Warp again.
-And now he leaves a burning bag of dog turds on Shoryu's trademark-pending front porch.
I dunno, I just get a rascally little kid vibe from him. Easily the comic relief of this game.
Shifty tries to cross a river and drowns. Some say it was the ghost of the cock-jammed cockle, back in its environment and out for revenge beyond the clam-bake.
Then I, uh, pass out. Which isn't a surprise. I have been pretty fucking busy this season.
The alliance between myself and Undertale has clearly fallen apart and we go our own ways. Undertale gets lost in the corn. Shoryu, having received dog chocolate from Skeleton Kid the night before, receives real chocolate. Question is will he trust it?
But then, goddammit Skeleton Kid, I was just starting to like you. Did you have to kill me? I pass out, wake up in a closet, and find myself besieged by a Time-Warp-doing Skeleton Kid, who murders me right there before I can get my bearings.
The last thing, MayLien being phone, might not be that interesting in the face of it, but there is a deep and mysterious connection to be made. I'll outline what I mean...
Day 2: Hank is phone.
Night 3: Final Fantasy imagines what MayLien would look like in a Hank costume.
Day 4: Hank and Final Fantasy attend the same satanic ritual, where they both (along with Broby and ArenaSnow) kill themselves.
Day 6: MayLien is phone.
... so here is what I contend: I think that Final Fantasy, wishing so badly for MayLien to become like Hank, arranged the Satanic ritual with not only Hank but two other victims so it could implore the headless dark lord to intercede on the earthly plain again and make MayLien into Hank. The experiment succeeded; Hank was phone, now MayLien is phone.
There goes the two of us, Shifty and Me. He is drowned by the returned ghost of Cockle, and I am trapped by the thus-far lovable skeleton kid. That leaves alive Undertale, Skeleton Kid, Shoryu, and MayLien (who is phone).
The Undertale-Vilage alliance isn't completely dead, and the game who joined me to murder Michael Myers and coordinate attack against the others comes back from its cornfield adventure. I am guessing I must have fought back and wounded Skeleton Kid, or else too much time warp simply tuckered him out dancing-plague style, because Undertale finds Skeleton Kid already dying.
Then poor MayLien's short reign as phone ends when Shoryu kills her for a pack of fucking whoppers, the most pointless murder in the entire game and all it's iterations.
That means it is time to find out who wins. Before you open this hider, think in your mind who you want to take the prize: Shoryu, or Undertale. Meditate on it, maybe reread so you can fall in love and/or hate with the characters before their final fight. Then...
...open!
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