NameElizabeth?! No! Eliza?! LIZZY?!
Birthday01/15/2017?!
Age3?!
AppearanceHeight: 20 inches!
Weight 28 pounds! The Pound?! Bad place!
I'm a dog! Woof!
PositionStray Dog?!
MagicSometimes when I rub against a balloon it explodes! Loud!
DreamsBones! Cats! SQUIRRELS! Run run run run run!
OccupationDumpster Diver! What? Arbiter? Aberration? Wazzat?
PersonalityI like to run, yes! And eat a lot! And chase cars sometimes! Squirrels are fun too but I sure don't know what to do with them! Also, I sometimes see this tail out of nowhere and I feel compelled to chase it! It always hurts me when I get it though! Uh... Did I mention I really like food?!
Short BioWow, uh, I don't know! I live everywhere! East side of town has lots of food! West side of town has lots of garbage to play with! People don't really like me, but I see them with food and I can't resist sometimes! I'm pretty quick at running away too! Sometimes men come out of nowhere and try to grab me but I think they're stupid! Too fast for them! Lots of cats around too! They don't like me either.
Last winter was cold! Outside is big and fun, but I was inside once, it was so warm! How do other dogs get inside anyway?! I wish there were more dogs outside! Uh...
Um...
Woof!