So I've decided to try and bring some positivity to the world, so here's how this is going to work.

You post a problem that you currently have, it can be as big as not wanting to get the remote, to being as small as wanting to confess your love to someone but not being able to, and the person below gives you a solution, whether it works or not, or whether it is serious or not, well, who knows.

So let's start.

I like someone and I don't have the guts to tell her.

'9 days ago' woo boy

@Fashy It's a relatable issue, but I don't think you're doing yourself any favours by keeping quiet. If you guys know and feel comfortable with each other already, then my advice is honestly just to go and tell her and fuck it up (tactfully, mind).

If you feel like her companionship isn't worth the time and effort you'll spend pining to yourself if you don't have a definite answer, then take the rejection as a learning experience and move on. There's plenty of rejections you'll deal with in life, might as well start now. If you value her friendship as more than just a potential partner, then move on anyway. You've already made a great friend, clearly, and you most likely ain't getting a straight answer if you don't ask it. Quit while you're ahead.

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Problem: I give bad dating advice to /pol/ fascists.

Drink.

The capitalist bourgeoisie are in control of society, wat do to promote evolution of society?