Name: Le Lenny, Patron Of The Ungodly Denny's

Age: As old as sexual innuendos

Gender: Fag

Gamertag: LeLenny_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_@CSGOLOTTO.COM


Personality: Wrong, naive, raunchy, creepy, has almost no limits, and will probably find you when you're asleep. Lenny is the master of sexual innuendos and chatting with girls in CSGO. He never hacks but always gets the wall-bang AWP kills and persistently tells twelve-year-olds to 'kys' un-ironically. Is gay ironically. Will rig the CSGO lotteries for a new knife. Will sell you FAze brand knife for credit-card information.

Bio: Lenny was born from the first sexist joke ever uttered, and now haunts the internet making sure that no one can play a CSGO match without saying 'faggot'. An advanced AI made by a team of Russian hackers, Lenny has been perfected to make sure forums and MLG communities are rightfully toxic all the time. He has always done his job well. Lenny is also commonly known by the names 'quick-scoper', 'no-scoper', 'AWP ace', and 'the gay hacker that cheated me out of a factory-new faDE AWP SKIN'. Be careful when trading skins with him, he might just get under your skin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Weapons:

• Primary: AWP, with Fade skin and Statrak.
• Secondary: Your Anus, with Fade skin and Statrak.
• Melee: Knife: Karambit, with Fade skin and Statrak.
• Thrown: Flashbang, with Fade skin and Statrak.

Name: Everyone just calls him TheLegend27, no one knows his true name, if he even has one.

Age: Unknown, some say he was the first person ever.

Gender: Actually Female, but everyone believe she's a guy, so she just rolls with it.

Gamertag: TheLegend27

Appearance:

Personality: TheLegend27 is very confident in her combat skills. She knows she's the best and acts accordingly. She doesn't care that everyone thinks she's a dude, cause after all, everyone knows there are no chicks on the internet, so she's gotta play the part.

Bio: "What are you guys playing?"

"I'm supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass."

"Is it TheLegend27?!"

"Yeah, TheLegend27."

"Who is the legend 27?"

"Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever. Born from fire."

"I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult."

"I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow."

"But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape...WHAM!!! Just like that!"

*collective gasps*

*Iphone Notification*

"What? No, no no no, no no no!"

*Iphone Notification*

"That's impossible!"

"'TheLegend27' has captured my hero!"

"Mine too!"

"Aw you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad."

"You have no idea what just happend."

"I might have some idea."

*Woman turns around, and powers her device's screen, showing she is, in fact, TheLegend27*

Weapons: Primary:Golden AK47(never uses it), Secondary:Golden Crossbow, Melee:Sword, Thrown:Boulders usually used by catapults

Name:
Mr. Skeltal
Age:
Dead
Gender:
Skeleton
Gamertag:
XxXxD00TD00TxXxX
Appearance:

Personality:
Mr. Skeltal likes to play the trumpet, is a good luck charm for those who desire to have good calcium in their system, and will only speak in doots. He likes bones, bonejobs, and smoking only the finest kush around.
Bio:
Not much is known about the elusive Mr. Skeltal aside from his impeccable playing of only the finest music pieces with his trumpet covers, like Megalovania, Bonetrousle, Bring Me to Life, and who could forget his trumpet-step cover of We are Number One. Recent information that has been recovered about the skeleton is that he may be recruiting souls and soldiers for the skeleton army that is destined to spark back up within a reasonable amount of time. However, while he awaits for his call to arms, he spends his time bettering his noscopes, quickscopes, and across-map grenade kills.
Weapons:
Primary - Barrett .50 Cal spray-painted gold.
Secondary - THE 420MLGBLAZE TRUMPET (A grenade launching trumpet, man don't you love modding?)
Melee - Over this slot, he took a kazoo. You always need to be prepared for kazoo covers.
Thrown - Flashbangs only.

Name: ダンククッシュ

Age: 23

Gender: Statue

Gamertag: SaDBoY_AeStHeTiC420



Personality: A pretentious asshole who feels the necessity to raise himself above mainstream society, consistently using his free-time to further alienate himself from his friends and family by delving into the deepest, darkest parts of the interwebs in order to ensure that not a single normie can recognize and affiliate him with anything that they find to make them "lawl". In all actuality, he's incredibly lonely and suffers from depression, but masks it with a thin veil of smug superiority.

Bio: youtube.com/watch?v=wyt_87yCyNw

Primary: Blank Telepath プラス
Secondary: Sony Walkman TPS-L2 (support weapon)
Melee: Gamecube controller
Thrown: Cassette tapes

Name: Harold In All Capital Letters

Age: 2576 in All Capital Letters

Gender: Male in All Capital Letters

Gamertag: pengis_deity

Appearance:

Personality: Harold is a very flamboyant and arrogant man, all because of his name being in all capital letters. He despises people, and only enjoys the presence of crack cocaine and money. Truly, a bad man, but in all capital letters.

Bio: Harold was born 2576 years ago, in New Jersey. As we all know, at the time New Jersey was a despotic wasteland ruled over by the Grande King. Harold came from a humble peasant family, but had far greater aspirations. So, he did the unthinkable. He changed his name to be in all capital letters. Then, he ran outta town because he did NOT want to fight some kind of all powerful warlock. Because his name was stylized in such a matter, he is immortal. Now he goes around scamming people and committing murder.

Weapons:
Primary: Just a rock taped to an empty clip
Secondary: Weaponized sunglasses
Melee: His fists
Thrown: Dollars that have aged to the point of becoming pieces of metal.

Name: Kaliber Kushing

Age: 17

Gender: Male

Gamertag: XxXKushL0rd777XxX

Appearance:



Personality: A happy-go-lucky and naive young aspiring quickscoper with decent skillz and a mediocre K/D ratio. Likes Mountain Dew, Doritos, and Doritos-flavoured Mountain Dew. Also likes to 420 blaze it.

Bio: Just some random dude who decided to join the Meme Team after successfully performing a 1080 noscope across map kill.

Weapons
Primary: Ballista with CE Digital camo
Secondary: KAP-40 with Tactical Knife
Melee: Knife of Instakilling
Thrown: Tomahawk
Uses Lightweight, Scavenger, and Awareness perks

Name: Samuel Soros
Age: Looks 12, but is actually 23.
Gender: Girl ("Guy in real life")
Gamertag: 420PRIESTESS_OF_HARAMBE69

Appearance:


Personality: Sam could best be described as a selfish and standoffish individual who prefers to be left alone unless he can somehow benefit from the situation. If he is able to benefit from the situation, then he will quickly become a flirtatious sweetheart who will tend to his target's constant need in hopes of getting free items such as money, memes, and gifts. Sam claims to be distantly related to George Soros and often takes intense interest in conspiracy theories involving the man. He also has an obsession with Harambe which is honestly more prevalent than his obsession with George Soros and the Democratic party.

Biography: Sam has been an active user of the internet since he was twelve years old. He would frequent shitty anime MMOs, deviantART, and free anime sites where he would often lie about both his age and gender. These websites would foster his weabooo roots and they would only continue to worsen eleven years later. Now, at the age of twenty-three, Sam can be found watching Filthy Frank when he isn't pretending to be a woman on the Internet. He also plays Steam quite a lot with his current favorite game being the masterpiece simply known as "No Man's Sky".

Weapons:

• Primary: A SMG that has been painted hot pink.
• Secondary: A fuzzy pink cellphone to call for backup.
• Melee: A katana that has Hello Kitty charms attached to it.
• Thrown: Pink ninja stars.