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*Walks next to you*

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*Continues onward* So, have you noticed it?

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*Continues onward* So, have you noticed it?

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*Tilts my head again*

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I certainly have.

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*Smiles lightly*

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*Looks at you* ... I was raised better than to use sarcasm. You're not doing well at keeping your renewed hearing a secret.

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*Smiles lightly*

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*Looks at you* ... I was raised better than to use sarcasm. You're not doing well at keeping your renewed hearing a secret.

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It isn't meant to be a secret; all the better that it isn't, really. But since you came all this way, what is it that you want from me?

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*Points at her*

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I believe your benefactor made it clear that revealing it would be grounds for having it revoked.

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*I nod* Thank you very much. You've been incredibly helpful, and I hope to one day repay you.

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I believe your benefactor made it clear that revealing it would be grounds for having it revoked.

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*I nod* Thank you very much. You've been incredibly helpful, and I hope to one day repay you.

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So... did you not build it?

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No.

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Who did?

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Uh, ET Corporation, I think.

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Just tell me what you want so we can skip the back and forth.

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*I pause for a moment* I see... Good, this seems to be correct. I apologize for that, my memory is somewhat out of sorts after a long period of sleep. I'd like for you to create several products. I apologize for the cliché, but I'm willing to offer you two wishes and the remainder of your hearing if you accept. Unfortunately, only the latter can be given for now.

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*Perks up*
What do you need? What's the catch?

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As I said, I need for you to use your talents to create several products. Unfortunately, it would be impossible to create them via any method other than by hand, and at present there is no one capable of creating them other than you. I will provide the schematics, materials, and even workspace that you'd need to make them. The only "catch" is that you won't recieve your final payment, any two things you desire, until the ones these products are made for come to you to obtain them. I can not accurately estimate when that will be, though it will assuredly be well within your lifetime. You will not be cheated in any way, I swear to you. This extends as far as insuring you are payed even after death, so long as you are in an afterlife.

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I plan to not die, so that works pretty well. How do you expect to fulfill any wish and what will you want me to make?

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The ones these products are for will be more than capsble of fulfilling them, and would consider that an underpayment. As for what I want you to create, I can show you images, if you wish. I understand that they won't make sense. The absurdity of their designs is intentional.

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What's that?