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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Dinh AaronMk
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BUY 24 EGGS
FUCK ALL THE EGGS
BURN ALL THE FUCKING EGGS
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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You are going to have a hell of a time cooking it all the way through without making the outside hard. I guess that is good if you like your eggs runny, but since I always thought runny eggs had the consistency and flavor of snot, I'm not super interested tbh.
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That's why you gotta scramble that bitch, then let the bottom really cook to hold everything together.
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That's why you gotta scramble that bitch, then let the bottom really cook to hold everything together.


Then the bottom will have to get really hard, and you'll have to eat the thing like you are getting to third base with an oyster.
Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 yrs ago Post by BrokenPromise
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you can solidify scrambled eggs without turning them into stone. It's more about burning the cheese than burning the eggs. Truuuuuuuuust me.
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