FEB 12, 2019, fighters in the American People's Liberation Army, the Black Flag Brigade moved into Detroit today after ousting American security forces defending the city from the position of the Applebee's on 8 Mile Road at 11:27AM. Fighting was fierce, but in the end the Anarchist wing of the People's Liberation Army managed to pull a stinging defeat, nearly a quarter of the government forces defecting to the Anarchist party the following night after becoming woke and realizing just how bad things had gone.
"I didn't think it could get this far, but it did." remarked former Private first-class Kyle Kewalsi.
The fall of Detroit marks yet enough dour turn for the Trump administration after the March 3rd economic collapse in 2018 when it was revealed his chief adviser Steve Bannon had funneled trillions of dollars of public and private funds into Space Alien dildo research. Following the crisis Trump had filed a motioned with Congress to grant him Caesar-styled emergency power in order to combat the "billions of bad hombres" that marched on DC to protest. The current fighting here today is that of marked inconclusiveness in the fighting that resulted when Trump - not having his away - awoken the Metal Gear Trumpinator underneath his Mar-a-lago resort in Florida and seized control of the US government by force.
Several weeks prior, the Jeb Bush battalion had seized control of Chicago and removed all signs of the Trump government, putting into place their own brand of "street level democratic communism" a spokesperson for the Chicago Commune told an NBC reporter.
While Detroit is fallen and the Black Flag Brigade has set about restoring hope and a sense of community to the beleaguered ten residents left in the city, who had taken refuge in the Jimmy Jones on Gratiot Avenue foreign fighters by way of Canada had crossed the ambassador bridge. Claiming to be of the Kentucky Fried Caliphate the men tried to dig in at the Renascence Center but were quickly detained by APLA soldiers.
The men, who we were told did not immediately divulge their identities only told interrogators who they were and that they were AnCaps when subjected to two hours of being derided as Opportunists by a room full of Left-Coms. They were quickly processed and hanged for being "neo-feudalists". Witnesses on the scene reported their last words were, "This violates muh NAP!"
A spokesperson for the brigade said their bodies will be returned to whatever Ancapistan backwater they came out of in Ontario.
Meanwhile, internet is sparse in Detroit like much of the nation. With the continues siege of Silicon Valley and Icelandic Pirate Party pirates on the hunt for the Google server ship self-proclaimed, "radical centrists" still do nothing but seize the opportunity to complain about things, or walk across the Ambassador Bridge to steal Canadian WiFi at Tim Hortons. These huddled masses though appear confidently lost, having been incapable thus far in reconnecting with their voice Sargon of Akkad.
"I didn't think it could get this far, but it did." remarked former Private first-class Kyle Kewalsi.
The fall of Detroit marks yet enough dour turn for the Trump administration after the March 3rd economic collapse in 2018 when it was revealed his chief adviser Steve Bannon had funneled trillions of dollars of public and private funds into Space Alien dildo research. Following the crisis Trump had filed a motioned with Congress to grant him Caesar-styled emergency power in order to combat the "billions of bad hombres" that marched on DC to protest. The current fighting here today is that of marked inconclusiveness in the fighting that resulted when Trump - not having his away - awoken the Metal Gear Trumpinator underneath his Mar-a-lago resort in Florida and seized control of the US government by force.
Several weeks prior, the Jeb Bush battalion had seized control of Chicago and removed all signs of the Trump government, putting into place their own brand of "street level democratic communism" a spokesperson for the Chicago Commune told an NBC reporter.
While Detroit is fallen and the Black Flag Brigade has set about restoring hope and a sense of community to the beleaguered ten residents left in the city, who had taken refuge in the Jimmy Jones on Gratiot Avenue foreign fighters by way of Canada had crossed the ambassador bridge. Claiming to be of the Kentucky Fried Caliphate the men tried to dig in at the Renascence Center but were quickly detained by APLA soldiers.
The men, who we were told did not immediately divulge their identities only told interrogators who they were and that they were AnCaps when subjected to two hours of being derided as Opportunists by a room full of Left-Coms. They were quickly processed and hanged for being "neo-feudalists". Witnesses on the scene reported their last words were, "This violates muh NAP!"
A spokesperson for the brigade said their bodies will be returned to whatever Ancapistan backwater they came out of in Ontario.
Meanwhile, internet is sparse in Detroit like much of the nation. With the continues siege of Silicon Valley and Icelandic Pirate Party pirates on the hunt for the Google server ship self-proclaimed, "radical centrists" still do nothing but seize the opportunity to complain about things, or walk across the Ambassador Bridge to steal Canadian WiFi at Tim Hortons. These huddled masses though appear confidently lost, having been incapable thus far in reconnecting with their voice Sargon of Akkad.
