There is nothing more suspicious, dangerous, or potentially useful to a spy than someone with honor. :3

Ildaz has a strict sense of honour, relating to both physical and Psionic combat, as well as not invading another's mind without permission.

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(Un)fortunately, it only applies to other Kel' Daram.

@Hylozoist You can't stop Valk and his unhealthy devotion to deep fried meats! Nothing can separate him from his beloved!.

@Hologram Prose Especially a shark with honor.

[quote=@Hologram Prose]
I already suspect a majority of Tel's memos to the Captain will concern something related to or directly caused by Res.

[i]"Message from Tel to Captain Scary-pants:

Res has created a society of micro-organisms in the refrigerator that now worship him as "the Many-Legged God", we have made attempts to drive them out using insecticides but so far it has not been successful. Alarmingly, despite their small size, these creatures appear to be extremely strong and have begun to master the basics of arcane magic. Crew member Johns suffered a small fireball to the face when he tried to physically remove the arctic invaders.

I have tried to convince Res that he should encourage his newfound followers to go on a pilgrimage to the the garbage compactor, but he said that would be rude, and said that they are an important part of his effort to develop Hot Dog Cake.

[/quote]

"Log of the Mad Bat. New freezer people are delicious. Must attempt deep frying after renewing holy seals on deep frier."

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That was my thought exactly, Tel sure as fuck fits for the Captain's right hand being. And Ildaz could be the crew's representative.

Since I'm not a freaky shapeshifter/spy/assassin.

This works for me. Tel as "First Officer/Spymaster" and Ildaz as "Chief Engineer/Quartermaster."

Now get that character finished and we can be on our way with the IC.

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This works for me. Tel as "First Officer/Spymaster" and Ildaz as "Chief Engineer/Quartermaster."

Now get that character finished and we can be on our way with the IC.

I shall finish it with haste.

Updated CS, I will have it done by the end of today.
(Within 14 hours from now.)

Alright, I have completed my works.
I'll still have to make basic grammar and other similarly simple modifications later but it should be good to go for IC.

@Rougespartan181 Checks out, post him up.

I'll begin work on the IC on the morrow. Send word to the galleon slaves! Have my writing implements prepared!

Artist's representation of Dead Cruiser's RP matrices being hand-loaded at the cost of thousands of lives.

@Dead Cruiser *Valk standing on a scaffolding whipping people who dont obey hard enough*

"Just remember it's always ok to ask for a break. I will happily break every bone in your pathetic bodies! Those without bones will have them forcefully added then broken."

"I always wondered about Valk's collection of bones."

@Hylozoist "When you're ancestors come from a planet where bone is the sturdiest building material you get a bit attached to the stuff."

"And that's why aliens have so many bones in them! They keep them with them at all times to build emergency shelters. Suddenly it all makes sense."

"I'm fairly certain that most species need their skeletal structures intact and properly placed to function as they are intended to."

@Rougespartan181 "Intended? Oh these are intended to be shoved right up your porthole!"

"I guess you could say he got boned."

(you have no idea how long I was waiting for an opening to use that)

@Dark Wind I mean not the best I've heard but points definitely some point.

@jasonwolf It wasn't meant for the quality, more for the topic.

@jasonwolf It wasn't meant for the quality, more for the topic.

A bit bone-idle of you!

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I'll show myself out.

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A bit bone-idle of you!

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I'll show myself out.

I see you haven't studied up on your comedic boneology, that joke was pretty boneless.